Another mighty oracle from Mormon Jesus!
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Signed,
Raptor Jesus
Mormon Discussions and Covenants
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_Kishkumen
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Re: MOARmondiscussions and Covenants
Another mighty oracle from Mormon Jesus!
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Signed,
Raptor Jesus
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Mormon Jesus is the best Jesus.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
drivel...
Ha. This clown is still mad that I swiped right and then ghosted him. Now he's trying to step into my territory. lol
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SteelHead wrote:Mormon Jesus is the best Jesus.
Only I went extinct for you.
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I hereby pledge my life to thee, Mormon jesus, and will endeavor to have such mighty faith as thy servants Scott Lloyd, and Daniel Peterson, who denied seeing the mountains before them and rejoiced in their vacuous apologetics for thy cause.
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Raptor Jesus is a close 2nd.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
Re: MOARmondiscussions and Covenants
I just want to say thank you Mormon Jesus for helping me find my lost car keys all those times.
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cwald wrote:I just want to say thank you Mormon Jesus for helping me find my lost car keys all those times.
Sorry, but my arms are too short to be much help there.
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SteelHead wrote:Raptor Jesus is a close 2nd.
But first chronologically.
Bless you, my child.
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Re: MOARmondiscussions and Covenants
What I want to know is is there a historic account of your life Mormon Jesus, written by eyewitnesses, or do we have various intonations about what you may or may not have done in your life? And how can I actually know if you are really real and concerned for us on this earth? Is there some kind of prayer, or group meeting we can gather at with you to guide us? It doesn't even have to be in a fancy upper room of any temple or anything gaudy either.
Also I would like to know if it's o.k. with you if I begin my study of infinity in earnest for the year, and learn more about the cosmos and mathematics as I pursue my heart's desire for what is real and true. The mathematics is intriguing and I may need some help from your Holy Spirit or somesuch, so would you mind sticking around the universe a bit this year so I can call on you and get a ray of intellectual sunshine here and there? Hope that won't put you out too much.
Also I would like to know if it's o.k. with you if I begin my study of infinity in earnest for the year, and learn more about the cosmos and mathematics as I pursue my heart's desire for what is real and true. The mathematics is intriguing and I may need some help from your Holy Spirit or somesuch, so would you mind sticking around the universe a bit this year so I can call on you and get a ray of intellectual sunshine here and there? Hope that won't put you out too much.
Dr CamNC4Me
"Dr. Peterson and his Callithumpian cabal of BYU idiots have been marginalized by their own inevitable irrelevancy defending a fraud."
"Dr. Peterson and his Callithumpian cabal of BYU idiots have been marginalized by their own inevitable irrelevancy defending a fraud."