Mormon Discussions and Covenants

[_Infymus]

Runtu, is that you?

Brilliant!

[_honorentheos]

Sshhhh! Mormon Jesus is still in the temple. Be quiet and receive more of His word.

[_Morley]

I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.

"I love you, Mormon Jesus."

[_just me]

I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.

"I love you, Mormon Jesus."

HAHA! I was thinking the same thing!

I want to worship him.

[_Morley]

26. Yea, this is irony, which I shall liken unto rain on thy wedding day, or a free ride when thou hast already paid, or the good advice that thou just did not take.

Perfect.

[_zeezrom]

Love it all.

[_Shulem]

Damn the Mormon Jesus. Where is my revelation? Have you nothing to say to me? Don't you love me too? I served you all those years and what do I have to show for it? Screw it and screw you!



Mormon jezzus sucks.

Paul O

[_kairos]

Pure doctrine from Mormon jesus although Mormon jesus is itself an oxymoron


it matters not, the pure doctrine doth make us all smile except for bcspace who was left out and undoubtedly crying himself to sleep because jesus failed to mention him-perhaps it will happen in a later continuing revelation!

i recommend mj to speak in the next general conference.

[_Blixa]

[_Yoda]

15. To mine handmaiden Just Me: let thy mouth be shut, and presume not to think for thyself, for thou art female, and hast no need of troubling thyself unto figuring things out for thyself;

Be it unto me according to thy word. However, wouldn't it be more enjoyable with mine mouth open, Lord?

It depends on how close it is in proximity to the Lord's staff.