Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:26 am
Runtu, is that you?
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:31 am
Sshhhh! Mormon Jesus is still in the temple. Be quiet and receive more of His word.
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:33 am
I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.
"I love you, Mormon Jesus."
"I love you, Mormon Jesus."
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:34 am
Morley wrote:I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.
"I love you, Mormon Jesus."
HAHA! I was thinking the same thing!
I want to worship him.
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:35 am
26. Yea, this is irony, which I shall liken unto rain on thy wedding day, or a free ride when thou hast already paid, or the good advice that thou just did not take.
Perfect.
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:54 am
Love it all.
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:35 am
Damn the Mormon Jesus. Where is my revelation? Have you nothing to say to me? Don't you love me too? I served you all those years and what do I have to show for it? Screw it and screw you!
Mormon jezzus sucks.
Paul O
Mormon jezzus sucks.
Paul O
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:41 am
Pure doctrine from Mormon jesus although Mormon jesus is itself an oxymoron
it matters not, the pure doctrine doth make us all smile except for bcspace who was left out and undoubtedly crying himself to sleep because jesus failed to mention him-perhaps it will happen in a later continuing revelation!
i recommend mj to speak in the next general conference.
it matters not, the pure doctrine doth make us all smile except for bcspace who was left out and undoubtedly crying himself to sleep because jesus failed to mention him-perhaps it will happen in a later continuing revelation!
i recommend mj to speak in the next general conference.
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:44 am
Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:46 am
just me wrote:15. To mine handmaiden Just Me: let thy mouth be shut, and presume not to think for thyself, for thou art female, and hast no need of troubling thyself unto figuring things out for thyself;
Be it unto me according to thy word. However, wouldn't it be more enjoyable with mine mouth open, Lord?
It depends on how close it is in proximity to the Lord's staff.
