Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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Old Joe would have liked this guy, even though he only bedded five women outside of his only legal marriage!

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_Maksutov
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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How do you know an angel with a flaming sword wasn't involved? :wink:
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?


Various accounts have described it as a flaming sword.
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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People often leave out the second part of the Angel with a flaming sword story. Joseph always followed it up with "and I've got a sword for you right here, if you know what I mean."
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?


Maybe it was just inflamed? :lol:
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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Maksutov wrote:
MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?


Maybe it was just inflamed? :lol:


A sword with the clap seems reasonable in a case like this.
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?

The sword was afflicted with an STD.
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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Maksutov wrote:
MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?


Maybe it was just inflamed? :lol:


Quasimodo wrote:A sword with the clap seems reasonable in a case like this.

Quais--you beat me to the punch
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Re: Of course the Mormon state picked Cheatin' Ted!

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MetalSlasher wrote:I thought it was just an angel with a drawn sword. Who said the sword was flaming?

My sword is usually flaming--well, throbbing--when it is drawn.
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