grindael wrote:
This one made my wife laugh for quite a while. She suggested a small improvement that I am passing along. The phrase "Hat sold separately" somewhere on the box.
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This one made my wife laugh for quite a while. She suggested a small improvement that I am passing along. The phrase "Hat sold separately" somewhere on the box.
Kolob’s set time is “one thousand years according to the time appointed unto that whereon thou standest” (Abraham 3:4). I take this as a round number. - Gee
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
Jesus would never speak French. He's pure Murican.
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
Is that the catwalk from the Celestial Room in the temple?
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
Ha! Again, well done. Loved the Magritte reference.
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
Perfect! What a wonderful play on The Treachery of Images by René Magritte:
Surprise, surprise, there is no divine mandate for the Church to discuss and portray its history accurately.
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I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess. And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.
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I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess. And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.
--Han Solo, from William Shakespeare's Star Wars