You are witnessing their ascension to the Godhead. The prophet Lovecraft called it Azathoth.Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Dementia may just be full possession by the Divine. You are witnessing their ascension to the Godhead. The prophet Lovecraft called it Azathoth.
You are witnessing their ascension to the Godhead. The prophet Lovecraft called it Azathoth."God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:He apologized for jumping the gun. Now if we can just get Rosebud to post 10 pages of John Dehlin hate this would be awesome.
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LOL
So you're chasing around a fly and in your world, I'm the idiot?
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:He apologized for jumping the gun. Now if we can just get Rosebud to post 10 pages of John Dehlin hate this would be awesome.
- Doc
Ha.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:He apologized for jumping the gun. Now if we can just get Rosebud to post 10 pages of John Dehlin hate this would be awesome.
- Doc
Well we shouldn't name that one sic et non guy then, because 10 pages of John Dehlin hate will look like a half a paragraph of John Dehlin love in comparison.
Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
moksha wrote:Not only do they grow old,
but some will even wear the bottoms of their trousers rolled.
Fear not, many will dare eat a peach
and when possible walk along the beach.
...and hear the Mormon Tabernacle Mermaids singing, each to each.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Stem wrote:Well we shouldn't name that one sic et non guy then, because 10 pages of John Dehlin hate will look like a half a paragraph of John Dehlin love in comparison.
The obsession here with "that one sic et non guy" is weird but I don't think it measures up to when Rosebud and Mayan Elephant got spun up on John Dehlin. That was some real weirdness. I tried to follow it but still can't articulate what their basic problem with him was. Good times.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Hales once asked,
These men have it "especially" hard? Is he for real?
Why is it that the Son of God and his holy prophets and all the faithful saints have trials and tribulations, even when they are trying to do Heavenly Father’s will?” he asked. “Why is it so hard, especially for them?” http://www.sltrib.com/religion/local/20 ... -sessions/
These men have it "especially" hard? Is he for real?
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One focal point in a random world can change your direction:
One step where events converge may alter your perception.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Hales 'one upped' tommy by dying between sessions. Some will do anything to get attention.
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Re: Monson & Hales will miss Gen. conference.
Why did Mormon Jesus not keep Hales alive at least through General Conference? Odd, that.
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