John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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The thread title is a bit misleading. John Pratt has only been invited to be a witness to the plates that have been discovered/bestowed upon Mauricio Berger, whoever the hell he is.
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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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I have a question wrote:The thread title is a bit misleading. John Pratt has only been invited to be a witness to the plates that have been discovered/bestowed upon Mauricio Berger, whoever the hell he is.

Maybe it will be the makings of a new church -- another splinter off the old block. Sounds like this new guy is going to have lots women to play with or boys, whatever he prefers.

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Damn I love this guy. I am getting verklempt here.
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DCP needs to either go down there and handle this set of plates and prayerfully inquire about their authenticity, or he needs to do the honest thing and delete this post:

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/danpeters ... snite.html
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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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I am curious about these Jadeites that Peterson refers to!

Way back in 1952, Hugh Nibley published this little parable about the Book of Mormon in his book Lehi in the Desert and the World of the Jadeites. It still seems to me to fit a great many responses to the Book of Mormon (and, for that matter, to the Book of Abraham):
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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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I hope they gain many many followers, so we can see more of the crazy. And really, mainstream LDS should be made aware of this, and if they don’t accept it, asked why.

I mean, this is why: http://restorationbookstore.org/Brazil_ ... d_v2-4.pdf

And if you read the “translation” itself, it is laughably self-referential. But still, if a Brighamite Mormon would dismiss this based on the evidence, but not consider the mountain of similar evidence against the OG version of this (Book of Mormon, Book of Abraham, etc.), well, that’s an amusing but not surprising double-standard.

Regardless, I give Berger an A+ for effort; inscribed plates, sword of Laban, cool angel pics, etc. You’re really getting some entertainment value for your tithes and devotion with this guy.
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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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I am curious about these Jadeites that Peterson refers to!

LOL!
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Now that we have plates, surely someone will take some pictures and submit them to an expert for translation?


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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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Why do they not take pictures of each and every page and share it with the world to test, read, and enjoy? These days of cell phones could change everything. He claims he is scientific and he evinces nothing of a scientific attitude on any part of anything he experienced...... its truly almost silly. Seriously. SHOW US THE EVIDENCE, page by page and lets get this thing over with. True or not?
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Re: John Pratt Says He Has Found the Plates of Mormon

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This is pretty funny.

If for no other reason that it shows a sufficiently determined person can, in fact, construct a set of plates having the appearance of a historical artifact.
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