LDS: start selling facemasks made from garment material!

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_Polygamy-Porter
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LDS: start selling facemasks made from garment material!

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Imagine how many gullible fools would clear the shelves at Desbooks if they started selling Temple facemasks!

Comes in silk, mesh, and cotton with the same marks as the top Jesus jammie.

But they only work if you are WORTHY!!

They will have a slit so you can shove your fork through the hole like in the temple veil!
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Re: LDS: start selling facemasks made from garment material!

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:lol: In the meantime we can cut out the crotch area of men's garments and wrap it around our faces. It already has a slit and that area of the garments was designed to have the most protection.
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