Mormonism Has Made Alex Boye Completely Lose His Mind.

[_candygal]

I have no words. None.

Oh, come on. Yes you do. Joseph Smith was cute!

He was adorable...

[_Shulem]

He was adorable...

ikr

[_kairos]

To the tune of God Bless America(not really- pick your own rap melody)


God gave me a sight,
Said he had all the might;
Said i could be like him, if i just gave in.
Told only one about the event,
but got my ass kicked in by the goons he sent.


Kept on thinking , i could make some dough
Sure as hell it's bad to be po !
Figured I could dupe ole martin and the rest,
Remember he saw a deer like jesus in the for-est.

Off to the hill to get the plates,
To Emma was a hellavu date.
Got them plates, heavy as hell,
thought about throwin them down a well.

Down the hill The goons chased me far,
On a bad leg I finally got to a bar!
Momma Smith said let me see what you got,
Opened my apron and the spectacles she did spot!

Got Emma and Martin to be my pen,
Wrote 116 pages but the story was thin.
Martin took the work
and lost it- was I a jerk?

Oliver came in like a mystery,
and copied my words- the Book of Mormon is history- well it really isn't!

what's alex's phone number?

k

[_DoubtingThomas]

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