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Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:32 am
by Philo Sofee
https://youtu.be/yfymIZYNPdk
My response to a talk Holland gave missionaries shaming them beyond belief...
DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:14 pm
by Shulem
Elder, you're going to ruin your life if you go home early. Don't do it.
You've broken your covenants. I feel sorry for you and pity you. You'll never amount to anything now.

DON'T YOU *DARE*
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:19 pm
by Shulem
If only I could stop masturbating.
I just couldn't stop.

DON'T YOU *DARE*
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:23 pm
by Shulem
Hey, I couldn't stop either!

Re: Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:29 pm
by Marcus
Nor me.
Re: Backyard Professor Responds to Elder Jeff Holland - Missionaries, DON'T YOU *DARE* COME HOME EARLY!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:33 pm
by Shulem
Marcus wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 5:29 pm
Nor me.
