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Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 2:09 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Brothers and sisters, we are truly living in the prophesied latter days! If you’ve been doubting that the Second Coming is near, consider this your wake-up call. It’s time to prepare and get your food storage up to date.

The Mormon apologist channel, Rise Zion reports:
But here’s where things get even more fascinating:
I initially heard from Troy at The Last Dispensation channel that Apostles have been asking Stake and Ward leaders to prepare their congregations for the Second Coming. Troy recently reached out to me, confirming this isn’t just a rumor—it’s real. He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
I don't know about you, but if Troy (whoever that might be) can't be trusted, then I don't know who can.

https://youtu.be/BNRf7p-zRgQ?t=198

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 4:37 am
by slskipper
Where can I get a handcart?

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 5:45 am
by drumdude
Tithing must be down, time to put the fear of God into the remaining members.

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 6:15 am
by Dr. Sunstoned
Well, the Antichrist is in power, so maybe its time.

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 5:24 pm
by sock puppet
drumdude wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 5:45 am
Tithing must be down, time to put the fear of God into the remaining members.
I wonder if the Big 15 have contemplated starting a 24/7 Church news channel to instill and cultivate fear in the members (and public who might tune in) to get tithing up, sort of like Fox News does for the conservatives and MSNBC does for liberals in America. Bill O'Reilly could convert and have a 7pm prime time slot every night.

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 6:14 pm
by drumdude
sock puppet wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 5:24 pm
drumdude wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 5:45 am
Tithing must be down, time to put the fear of God into the remaining members.
I wonder if the Big 15 have contemplated starting a 24/7 Church news channel to instill and cultivate fear in the members (and public who might tune in) to get tithing up, sort of like Fox News does for the conservatives and MSNBC does for liberals in America. Bill O'Reilly could convert and have a 7pm prime time slot every night.
lol

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:20 am
by I Have Questions
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2025 2:09 am
Brothers and sisters, we are truly living in the prophesied latter days! If you’ve been doubting that the Second Coming is near, consider this your wake-up call. It’s time to prepare and get your food storage up to date.

The Mormon apologist channel, Rise Zion reports:
But here’s where things get even more fascinating:
I initially heard from Troy at The Last Dispensation channel that Apostles have been asking Stake and Ward leaders to prepare their congregations for the Second Coming. Troy recently reached out to me, confirming this isn’t just a rumor—it’s real. He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
I don't know about you, but if Troy (whoever that might be) can't be trusted, then I don't know who can.

https://youtu.be/BNRf7p-zRgQ?t=198
What's wrong with these people? The Church has been tasking members to prepare for the Second Coming since the early 80's. But maybe this year's the year...

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 12:39 pm
by Dr. Shades
He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
But he doesn't actually show the video he was provided. Typical.

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 1:04 pm
by I Have Questions
Dr. Shades wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2025 12:39 pm
He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
But he doesn't actually show the video he was provided. Typical.
You can only watch it with spiritual eyes...

Re: Great News Everybody! The Second Coming Will Be This Year!

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:50 pm
by consiglieri
This is crazy!

I did a report on exactly this item on last Monday’s Mormon Newscast!

😂

https://www.youtube.com/live/RWuGOf9WKg ... PlcciwAzhQ