A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing From President Russell M. Nelson

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No Arch in a SQUARE tomb door!

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I noticed that Neil L. Andersen is bearing testimonkey of the tomb of Jesus which doesn't match the Church logo and the dumb explanation given by NelSatan that the arch is a reminder of the resurrection.
Andersen wrote:I have a certain knowledge of Jesus Christ’s central role in God’s plan for His children. There is life after death.
He has a certain knowledge that Jesus came out of SQUARE tomb?

New Church Logo of Jesus in a Bell Jar?

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Andersen is so damn dumb.

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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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IHAQ wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:08 am
Why isn’t Uchtdorf following Nelsons invitation?
“For each of the next seven days, post about something or someone you're grateful for using the #GiveThanks hashtag.”

https://Twitter.com/UchtdorfDF/with_replies
https://www.Facebook.com/dieterf.uchtdorf/?ref=py_c

I can’t find many Apostles who are posting a Give Thanks message on social media each day of the seven day period.

Rasband hasn’t tweeted anything since 30th October...
https://Twitter.com/RonaldARasband/with_replies
Stevenson nothing since 15th November...
https://Twitter.com/StevensonGaryE/with_replies
Gong...nothing...
https://Twitter.com/GerritWGong/with_replies
Soares...nothing...
https://Twitter.com/Ulisses__Soares/with_replies
Anderson...nothing...
https://Twitter.com/AndersenNeilL/with_replies

And so on...

Renlund is having a go...
https://Twitter.com/DaleGRenlund/with_replies
Gong did his first #GiveThanks on Instagram and Twitter 20 minutes ago and - somebody tipped him off about this thread?

Holland hasn't done anything on Instagram since 8th November, and his last tweet was 15th November.
https://Twitter.com/HollandJeffreyR/with_replies

How embarrassing.
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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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Holland hasn't done anything on Instagram since 8th November, and his last tweet was 15th November.
https://Twitter.com/HollandJeffreyR/with_replies
That's because he is quite sick now, and the poor Dodo has no one that has the Melchizedek Priesthood to heal him......no healing here........
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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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Philo Sofee wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:53 pm
Holland hasn't done anything on Instagram since 8th November, and his last tweet was 15th November.
https://Twitter.com/HollandJeffreyR/with_replies
That's because he is quite sick now, and the poor Dodo has no one that has the Melchizedek Priesthood to heal him......no healing here........

Makes me wonder how many times elder Holland laid his hands on a dying person and administered the priesthood blessing or KISS OF DEATH. Radio Free Mormon has covered that topic about running like hell when an apostle wants to bless you because death is surely just around the corner.

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Priesthood kiss of death

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QUESTION

How many of the 808 people in Utah and the 866 people in Idaho who have DIED from Covid-19 were given priesthood blessings prior to dying?

How many of those poor souls were lucky enough to get the KISS OF DEATH from an apostle?
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Breakfast

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Me grateful fur me Lucky Charms!

Me rub me magic horseshoe.


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That doesn't count, Shulem!
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Brown Noser

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This is GRATITUDE? I call it "kissing ass".
Dale G. Renlund wrote:How grateful I am for a living prophet. President @NelsonRussellM is God’s prophet on the earth. I trust him and I follow him. He directs us towards God.

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Thank you brother Renlund.

I am grateful . . . .

I am so grateful for the life of Elder Renlund.

Thank you @DaleGRenlund for assuming this responsibility with humility and godliness

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OMFG. Silly Mormons.
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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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What are the various Lucky Charm marshmallow shapes supposed to represent? I interpret the caractors this way, from left to right:

Fish??
Shooting star
Heart
Rainbow
Moon
Hourglass
Horseshoe
Leprechaun hat, with shamrock embossed on crown instead of sticking up from ribband

The hourglass seems pretty clear but I have a hard time seeing how it is lucky. The inexorable running out of time is more of a grim fact to me.

And is that first one really a fish? Are fish lucky? Are they charms? Are they red? If it's not a fish, what is it? An upside-down Jagger tongue? Blech.

And what's with the leprechaun's coattails? Or is that the thickly fringed end of a matching scarf?

EDIT: According to Wikipedia, the first Charm is a red balloon. OK, but my balloons always eventually burst, shrivelled up, or floated away, so I have non-lucky associations with balloons. And the hourglass was replaced in 2018 by a unicorn. I approve of this change. I consider it an important advance in charm luckiness. Though apparently the Lucky Charms producers proposed that the hourglass represented the ability to control time. That would indeed be an impressive charm, though a little Subgenius.
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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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I hate that PG’s joke will never be read by the butt of it.

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Re: A Special Video Message of Hope and Healing Is Coming From the Prophet November 20

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:38 am
I hate that PG’s joke will never be read by the butt of it.

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