Build Me A Third Party And I'll Vote For It

[_The Nehor]

Can I run the Truthspeak office?

What's a "Truthspeak" office? We've got a Ministry of (dis)Information, but not a "truthspeak" office... Meh, send a resume to HR and we'll find something for you, or if you don't met the employement requirements we'll just line you against a wall... bah, you get it by now.

You obviously need my help. When truthspeak becomes the language of the people rebellion against you will be impossible as they won't even have the vocabulary to rebel.

[_Bond...James Bond]

.....so someone build me a Third Party....I don't care who it is....

You're in luck! You can do what I do and vote Libertarian.

How do the Libs (that's Libertarians not Liberals) feel about drugs Shades?

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

[_Mr. Coffee]

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

Under the Coffee Health Care Plan the people that have been driving up the costs of health care will be forced to lower their prices or I'll have them lined against a wall and shot. Pharmacons and Insurance companies, your days are numbered.... Doctors who prove they are capibile of performing medicine without killing their patients to often will have their student debts wiped clean in exchange for four years of government service.



As far as drugs go... Legalize the lot. Tax the hell out of it. Place government standards on quality. All violators will be lined against a wall and shot (Especially if you sell me a bag of mexischwag... Oh, I'll line you, your familly, and your friggin' dog against the wall in that case). This will mean that the DEA's new job will be to enforce taxation of and quality control of all recreational drugs sold in the US.

Any volunteers for my Cabinent's "Drug Tsar" (a.k.a. "Imperial Chiba Monkey") position?

Same with prostitution. Legalize it. Let's face it, some people out there are so damned fugly or so socially inept that the only way they can get laid is to pay for it. All prostitutes will undergo bi-monthly STD testing and be required to carry a federal Prostitution license. All violators will be lined against a wall and shot. Any johns that abuse a state-licensed prostitute (the exception being BDSM, provided the john obeys the agreed upon "safe word"), will undergo a sex change operation and serve in state run discount brothels for the duration of their lives.

Hugh Hefner will be disignated me first "Secretary of Poontang" in recognition of his efforts to bring sexuality into mainstream american society and for being such a stone pimp.

[_The Nehor]

How do the Libs (that's Libertarians not Liberals) feel about drugs Shades?

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

You should join the Scorched Earth Party where we place the blame for the Health Care Crisis on those responsible: the SICK!!!

[_Bond...James Bond]

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

Under the Coffee Health Care Plan the people that have been driving up the costs of health care will be forced to lower their prices or I'll have them lined against a wall and shot. Pharmacons and Insurance companies, your days are numbered.... Doctors who prove they are capibile of performing medicine without killing their patients to often will have their student debts wiped clean in exchange for four years of government service.

I pretty much hate the Insurance/Pharmacuetical/Medical Industry too.....I'll never forget the time they charged $9 for an aspirin for my mother when she was in the hospital....unless I've lost a limb I don't go to the doctor.

As far as drugs go... Legalize the lot. Tax the hell out of it. Place government standards on quality. All violators will be lined against a wall and shot (Especially if you sell me a bag of mexischwag... Oh, I'll line you, your familly, and your friggin' dog against the wall in that case). This will mean that the DEA's new job will be to enforce taxation of and quality control of all recreational drugs sold in the US.

That's what I say....if you can beat'em, join'em.....and make a profit for the common good out of other people's stupidity, rather than filling the pockets of glorified thugs.

Any volunteers for my Cabinent's "Drug Tsar" (a.k.a. "Imperial Chiba Monkey") position?

Bill Clinton

Same with prostitution. Legalize it. Let's face it, some people out there are so damned fugly or so socially inept that the only way they can get laid is to pay for it. All prostitutes will undergo bi-monthly STD testing and be required to carry a federal Prostitution license. All violators will be lined against a wall and shot. Any johns that abuse a state-licensed prostitute (the exception being BDSM, provided the john obeys the agreed upon "safe word"), will undergo a sex change operation and serve in state run discount brothels for the duration of their lives.

I always use "Oklahoma" as my safe word....."Holy Cow" just was being confused with lust and pleasure too often.

Hugh Hefner will be disignated me first "Secretary of Poontang" in recognition of his efforts to bring sexuality into mainstrem american society and for being such a stone pimp.

Yeah....it's going to be a dark day for America when they finally retire his smoking jacket.

[_Dr. Shades]

How do the [Libertarians] feel about drugs Shades?

Decriminalize them.

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

Drop the universal health care and you won't need to tax the crap out of them.

[_Bond...James Bond]

How do the Libs (that's Libertarians not Liberals) feel about drugs Shades?

(my person opinion is legalize most everything and tax the crap out of it to help pay for the Universal Health Care we're going to need in a few years).

You should join the Scorched Earth Party where we place the blame for the Health Care Crisis on those responsible: the SICK!!!

I blame the people who won't take care of themselves....and I mean the people who are morbidly obese for no other reason than they eat and eat the worst food and don't exercise. Many of the health problems we face as a country come from that type of behavior (obesity, heart disease, strokes, etc).

[_Mr. Coffee]

I blame the people who won't take care of themselves....and I mean the people who are morbidly obese for no other reason than they eat and eat the worst food and don't exercise. Many of the health problems we face as a country come from that type of behavior (obesity, heart disease, strokes, etc).

Would you be interested in a job with my Ministry of Health? The Ministry's sole job is to PT every citizen until this is a country of ultrafit killers. I can't very well take over the rest of the world with fatbodies as conscripts... er, loyal volunteers for my glorious army of doom... er, People's Liberation Army... er... Um... Yeah...

[_Bond...James Bond]

I blame the people who won't take care of themselves....and I mean the people who are morbidly obese for no other reason than they eat and eat the worst food and don't exercise. Many of the health problems we face as a country come from that type of behavior (obesity, heart disease, strokes, etc).

Would you be interested in a job with my Ministry of Health? The Ministry's sole job is to PT every citizen until this is a country of ultrafit killers. I can't very well take over the rest of the world with fatbodies as conscripts... er, loyal volunteers for my glorious army of doom... er, People's Liberation Army... er... Um... Yeah...

Sure....but you have to help by banning liquid fat (a.k.a. Soda of most sorts)...we'll burn some of the fat off this country by making all people switch to water or fruit juice. We'll also make the people grow and squeeze the fruit juice (gardening burns 100 calories an hour).