MeDotOrg wrote:A Panda walks into a bar and yells at the bartender "Gimme a bowl of peanuts!"
Startled, the bartender pushes a bowl of peanuts across the bar. The panda picks up the bowl of peanuts, drains its contents into his mouth, pulls out a gun and begins firing it randomly around the bar.
After the patrons have either run screaming from the bar or hit the floor, the Panda begins to walk out.
"Hey!", says the bartender. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a Panda, look it up!" replies the bear as he walks out the door.
Puzzled, the bartender reaches for a dictionary and reads:
"PANDA: A large black and white bear indigenous to the mountains of southern China. Eats shoots and leaves."
and seemingly pun = intellectual for you....and for my elementary school kids and for that, i too am not surprised that this passes as intellectual for you.
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MeDotOrg wrote:A Panda walks into a bar and yells at the bartender "Gimme a bowl of peanuts!"
Startled, the bartender pushes a bowl of peanuts across the bar. The panda picks up the bowl of peanuts, drains its contents into his mouth, pulls out a gun and begins firing it randomly around the bar.
After the patrons have either run screaming from the bar or hit the floor, the Panda begins to walk out.
"Hey!", says the bartender. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a Panda, look it up!" replies the bear as he walks out the door.
Puzzled, the bartender reaches for a dictionary and reads:
"PANDA: A large black and white bear indigenous to the mountains of southern China. Eats shoots and leaves."
and seemingly pun = intellectual for you....and for my elementary school kids and for that, i too am not surprised that this passes as intellectual for you.
Your joke might make it to the cover of a pamphlet at a Klan rally.
"The great problem of any civilization is how to rejuvenate itself without rebarbarization." - Will Durant "We've kept more promises than we've even made" - Donald Trump "Of what meaning is the world without mind? The question cannot exist." - Edwin Land
Your joke might make it to the cover of a pamphlet at a Klan rally.
now i feel bad, i fear i have been picking on someone with a mental disability.
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires...seek discipline and find your liberty I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent
honorentheos wrote: ... From user android47: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.” ...
He probably should have come home with 13
This: bread = 1 If eggs then bread = bread + 12 End If
Not This: If eggs then bread = 12 Else bread = 1 End if
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.