Please?

[_Chap]

Just to lighten the tone, what on earth is all this about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

No, don't ask me how I got there.

[_canpakes]

Well, at close to 2 billion views, whatever got you there can't be too unusual. : )

But, very young children love this kind of thing - easily digestible lyrics coupled with bright colors and simplified rhythms. Interesting that they couple the idea of sharks possessing a happy nuclear family unit with also suggesting that this happy family might want to nibble on you.

[_moksha]

This is exactly what Fox News needs: Trump is great do do do do do. Trump is great do do do do do do.

Wouldn't need those dorky news propagandists since they could replace them with more appealing singers.

[_subgenius]

remarkably similar to the style of Baby Metal - perhaps vexation for Shades and/or Perfume...

[_Dr. Shades]

remarkably similar to the style of Baby Metal - perhaps vexation for Shades and/or Perfume...

PROTIP: Babymetal has no more to do with me and/or Perfume than they do with you and/or your favorite musical group.

[_subgenius]

remarkably similar to the style of Baby Metal - perhaps vexation for Shades and/or Perfume...

PROTIP: Babymetal has no more to do with me and/or Perfume than they do with you and/or your favorite musical group.

agreed and i am happy to maintain my amateur status....keeps me eligible for the Olympics.

[_honorentheos]

Baby Metal, Perfume, Dr. Shades, and the song at the link are so different from one another they could be a group thrown together to save the world through unlikely circumstances in an 80's movie. Shades will unfortunately have to die at the end of the 2nd act but it will serve as the catalyst that leads the remaining songs to set their prejudices aside to come together and then realize their combined differences are what ultimately makes them strong enough to win.

[_Jersey Girl]

Just to lighten the tone, what on earth is all this about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

No, don't ask me how I got there.

That, sir, is an aberration of humanity.

Here is a song that I've used in preschool. NOT the video, the song. I don't believe in BS hyped-up techno-color kid-crack videos like the one in the OP. I believe in the human voice, preferably at least two voices (15 if I can get it, though I can manage 24 if I have to) singing together and if appropriate, applicable hand and body movement. The addition of ASL is always a benefit.

Here...is Slippery Fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl-dDP2LeLs

I can teach you the movement if called upon to do so. Otherwise, please get that synapses frying video away from me and never show that to the children of the earth ever again in this life or the possible life beyond.

Glub.
Glub.
Glub.

:-)

[_Jersey Girl]

remarkably similar to the style of Baby Metal - perhaps vexation for Shades and/or Perfume...

Since they are doing you no obvious good, take a knife to your ears, sir. You might as well not have any at all.

The OP video is developmental poison intended to drug children until their brains melt entirely and they have nothing left to think with. It's basically digital Romaine to the ears and mind.

Perfume is PERFECTION. Blaspheme somebody else!

How many times did you listen to the OP video? That would explain a multitude of issues.