My Take on the UFO Craze Hitting Us Now

[Father Francis]

Praise his Noodly Appendages! Have you read His Gospel, by the way? It has something to say about how to handle LDS missionaries.

What does it say?

I was going to look it up, but can't find my copy of the Gospel of the FSM. I remember it saying something about offering them an orange soda (should be a Mt Dew or Diet Coke, in my opinion but then again his Noddlieness isn't too bright) and preaching to them about the truth of the FSM.

[Gadianton]

Looks like UAPs have a serious interest in the war:

https://www.livescience.com/ukraine-ufo-uap-report

A few takeaways. There are three kinds of objects. They are tracked by high speed cameras. They use two cameras so that you can't say it was a spec of dust. If I understand this, they're looking at blackouts in the EM process that makes the sky appear blue. A similar test will be done by an American project using different cameras.

(note that Shades doesn't account for the possibility someone will say "electromagnetic")