Dear MAGA Supporters

[Philo Sofee]

YOUR Medicaid is CUT
YOUR health insurance is NOT safe
YOUR tips are STILL taxed
YOU pay the tariffs
There's NO trade deals
NO wars have ended
Gas isn't $2/gallon
Eggs aren't cheaper
There ISN'T 10 trillion dollars in investment for YOU
The Epstein files are buried
The Epstein files are not available for YOU to see (update)
The Epstein files are a HOAX. There is NOTHING for YOU to see.

May I ask if there could be a pattern here that is not too difficult even for YOU to see?

[Kishkumen]

Well, yes, but they console themselves with the facts that . . .

Women find it difficult to get an abortion if they so choose.

Brown people are being cruelly kidnapped by secret police and shipped to gulags around the globe.

You have to see the pattern in things that make them happy. It is hard to unsee it once you do.

[Some Schmo]

Well, there is one thing happening that I thought needed to happen: MAGAtes will suffer just like everyone else. They'll just blame anything other than their mango moron king, but I delight in their idiot face eaten tears. Nobody deserves it more.

[Molok]

YOUR Medicaid is CUT
YOUR health insurance is NOT safe
YOUR tips are STILL taxed
YOU pay the tariffs
There's NO trade deals
NO wars have ended
Gas isn't $2/gallon
Eggs aren't cheaper
There ISN'T 10 trillion dollars in investment for YOU
The Epstein files are buried
The Epstein files are not available for YOU to see (update)
The Epstein files are a HOAX. There is NOTHING for YOU to see.

May I ask if there could be a pattern here that is not too difficult even for YOU to see?

Yeah, but brown people are suffering, so they're good. You're talking about a class of people who would quite literally eat feces if they knew a liberal would have to smell their breath.

[canpakes]

YOUR Medicaid is CUT
YOUR health insurance is NOT safe
YOUR tips are STILL taxed
YOU pay the tariffs
There's NO trade deals
NO wars have ended
Gas isn't $2/gallon
Eggs aren't cheaper
There ISN'T 10 trillion dollars in investment for YOU
The Epstein files are buried
The Epstein files are not available for YOU to see (update)
The Epstein files are a HOAX. There is NOTHING for YOU to see.

May I ask if there could be a pattern here that is not too difficult even for YOU to see?

Yeah, but brown people are suffering, so they're good. You're talking about a class of people who would quite literally eat feces if they knew a liberal would have to smell their breath.

Don’t forget that we also raised the debt limit another 10% or so and will add another $4 trillion to the wrong side of our balance sheet. MAGA apparently wanted that, too.

[Doctor Steuss]

My power company released the new rate schedule. Rates are going up. I thought my energy costs were supposed to be cut in half.

Maybe in two weeks... with his health care plan, that we've been waiting for 9 years of 2 more weeks.

[canpakes]

My power company released the new rate schedule. Rates are going up. I thought my energy costs were supposed to be cut in half.

Maybe in two weeks... with his health care plan, that we've been waiting for 9 years of 2 more weeks.

I think that the Magic MAGA Rate Cuts will go into effect during Infrastructure Week.

[Moksha]

MAGA can count on greater BS output from Trump. That should satisfy an increased craving for BS.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hey, MAGAs. Help me make sense of this:

[malkie]

Hey, MAGAs. Help me make sense of this:

The assumption here, I believe, is that anything that's good for 47 is good for the US.

Tariffs give 47 a big hammer to wield. Today, Brasil; tomorrow, the rest of the world.