Thank you Mr. President

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Jersey Girl
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Re: Thank you Mr. President

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Dearest Darling Donald,

I'm absolutely over the moon about what you've done to the Oval Office, the Cabinet room and that Hall of Presidents thing you got going on over there. I love, love, love, the use of gold and all the portraits of yourself on the walls! Can NOT wait to see your golden ballroom! That rickety old East Wing had to go! I hear you had to lob off some height and toss a couple of lions off the new golden arch. What the heck? Doesn't anyone recognize mastery when they see it? How could I forget to mention the new blue on the Reflection Pool? Now that I reflect on it, it makes me want to dive right in!

You keep at it, Donald. Show 'em how it's done. Keep storing up your treasures here on earth!

Thumbs up,
Jersey

p.s. When I was about to give the thumbs up I inadvertently flipped up the Jersey State Bird. Old habits die hard don't they, Donald. I'm so embarrassed. And you? :oops:
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Sat May 23, 2026 8:56 pm
Masterful trolling.
Agreed.

“Thank you for the missed meals” is sweet detail. The transformation image from real estate mogul into sleep-deprived prophet sustained by Diet Coke and persecution is delicious.
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Re: Thank you Mr. President

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ajax18 wrote:
Sat May 23, 2026 6:01 pm
Thank you for waking up every day at 79 years old and carrying pressure most people could never handle.
Thank you for the missed meals, lost family time, sleepless nights, constant travel, nonstop attacks, and the weight of leading a nation that always demands more.
Thank you for standing back up every single time people tried to tear you down. Thank you for enduring criticism, lies, betrayal, and pressure that would have destroyed most people.
Thank you for giving up comfort, privacy, peace, and the life you already had to sit in one of the toughest positions in the world and fight for this country.
I had to reread this a couple of times to make sure that I didn’t miss anything, but you appear to have thanked Trump for waking up every day, having a busy schedule that means he may be eating on a non-rigid schedule, and for being exposed to what many folks would call fully-deserved criticism.

This could apply to tens of millions of Americans, including tens of millions of them who haven’t committed sexual abuse, haven’t been convicted of fraud several dozen times, don’t scam their fellow citizens with memecoin, product and property schemes, and don’t have a history of hanging out with child predators.
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