Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day?

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Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day?

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Neil deGrasse Tyson answers the burning question on everyone's mind. With Stephen Colbert. Love both of these guys. OMG I think our Kenmore is coming back to us! :lol:


Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day? Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXzbAg1AUs
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From November 4th onward, it wouldn't hurt to go to Google each day and type in, "Is America still a democracy?"

I understand Trump has something up his sleeve, whether it is an asteroid or a the Supreme Court shenanigan, it is hard to say.
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If it would just hit on Washington D.C., and we could get a valid restart on it all
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Sun Nov 01, 2020 4:29 am
Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day? Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Maybe
Will an asteroid hit? Only if our luck holds...
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MeDotOrg wrote:
Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:51 pm
Jersey Girl wrote:
Sun Nov 01, 2020 4:29 am
Is An Asteroid Going To Hit Earth On Election Day? Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Maybe
Will an asteroid hit? Only if our luck holds...

:lol:
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Wanting an asteroid to solve our Trump problems is the same quality of thinking that went into believing Trump would solve our America problems.

Why do people think destruction is better than renovation?

No, all we need to do is shoot Trump, and go from there. Way less painful (and far more satisfying).
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Wasn't this asteroid supposed to have already hit our planet?
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Trump declared himself the winner and demanded that all further ballot counting cease. Some states have not even begun counting early voting. He said he will ask the Supreme Court to ratify his decision. So in essence, the asteroid (or an asteroid sized turd) has landed.
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I've found myself fantasizing about Trump being tortured Braveheart style, having his damned guts hauled out of him while he watches.

Won't someone put him out of our misery?
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