MarK E. Peterson never saw Beastie Naked

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Coggins7 wrote:Fine. Bend over and say "Ahhhh".


Keep your fantasies to yourself. I don't swing that way.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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ludwigm wrote: Bend over and say "Ahhhh".

Bow Your head and say yes![/quote]

Same difference.
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Post by _Gazelam »

And in my eye, beastie's a beauty of a poster.



Image

Beastie?..........
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All truth is relative.
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Gawd, I wish I could get drunk and do that. The problem is that I can still do it stone cold sober. ;-)

I agree with all you had to say about Ray. For as long as I've been "reading" him (and that's quite some time) he has almost always "tried". He thinks and reflects on the screen before our eyes. Yes, he's rough around the edges but I appreciate that. He's tenacious as all hell...another strength in my eyes at least.

This thread really was a cheap shot and that's why I ignored it.

What is there to say? Should I be perfectly honest?

I think that when Loran get's frustrated he darts out of whatever thread he's on and writes posts like this (or lyrics) as an outlet. He hasn't told us that is the case, but that's what I see on my side of the screen. I think he does it to avoid telling everyone to F-off outright. I think it IS his way of telling people to F-off.

I don't agree with what he did here. I don't know what else to say....(but I'll think probably of something:-)
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Post by _Moniker »

I too like Ray.

Coggins, I believe is not intentionally being spiteful... at least I hope not. He needs us. He needs liberals, he needs ex-Mos he needs an outlet to spew his ideology... the unfortunate thing is that Coggins rarely if ever, I believe, absorbs or looks past his own political and religious philosophy to see merit in others. I think he has the potential to do so and it's unfortunate that he won't. I hope in his courses (I know he's doing poli-sci) that he'll actually be introduced to new material that makes him think outside his box. Hoping.

For Gad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKDQgT_b-Y
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Gadianton wrote:Ok, now that I've really had a talk with Coggins' old friend, Jack D., oh my, I've really been in communication with this guy, I can speak my mind. This was a completely uncalled for attack, one that is personal in the way that I, as a low-life, would never get personal. I know you had a f*d up past, coggy, and I feel your pain because I've gone through the same thing. You know what the difference is between you and me? Yeah, I'm better than you. Not just because I'm smarter, and make a hell of a lot more money, and I can drink without becoming and alcoholic, which, my god, it's certain, but because I don't deceive myself and I TRY to do better in life. If you really believed that in a few short years you'd be a god with basically unlimited sex and power, luxury, and you name it, you wouldn't get so riled up and post insults like this one that are totally undeserved. Beastie, unlike me, doesn't get personal and while has some harsh words, never goes to the lengths guys like me and scratch go to. If you really, really believed in all the glorious promises to you after this brief mortal sadness, you'd probably not pay a thought to this board. Hell, I'll tell you right now that if I could see my way out into happiness, I'd be a little less cynical, and I'm just talking about plain old mortal happiness, not eternal, everlasting Joy. So keep deceiving yourself into believing you'll be a God in heaven where right wing politcs prevail and all liberals are in hell, you know you don't believe it, the fact you keep coming back with low-blows attests to it.

Your writing sucks, your political commentary sucks, your poems suck. You make no money, and you're an alcoholic. But you aren't stupid. The biggest thing, other than the fact that you believe you're destined to be a God but yet you take vulger cheap-shots like these which betrays your loser-hood and lip-service, is the fact that Shades gave you some well advised pointers on your polemical fake songs, which show a bare spark of talent, and you're so God-damned stubbern, you wont take his advice, which was to the letter on target. And you just continue what you're doing. Being your loser self. What makes you think you could ever "eternally progress?" You know, I've had some very harsh criticism from people I don't like, even on message boards, but what makes me better than you, is that somehow that criticism gets to my heart and I work on my failings. For example, I can't spell worth crap. That's just one obvious example. But I try. Not now, because I'm so wasted, but generally, I'll spell a word 5 times until I get it right. But you just continue on being yourself, convinced you'll never have to do better. It's better if you don't go to college at yoru age with that attitude.

You know, I outed Ray, sort of, on an issue that was really pissing me off. But I'll tell you this, I had a secret meeting with scratch at one point, and I gave a list of apolotists I liked and disliked. Ray was not on the list of ones I disliked. Ray can be a huge hypocrite, but the reason why he was on the list I liked, was that I know, despite all his issues, he damned trys to do better. You don't.

And you can try and turn the tables on me and figure out a way to make me look to be as big of a loser as you are, but one difference will remain. What I have to look forward to is death, and non-existence, while you supposidly have everything to gain, godhood, and Joy for eternity for taking the high road or improving yourself. But you don't really buy into all that, do you?

And tommorow morning, when I regret having wrote this, I can just tell myself it was the alcohol talking. heh.


Gad, don't regret writing this.

It's genuine. I love it. And I quoted it just in case you get the crazy idea to delete any part of your post. ;)

KA
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Post by _moksha »

I am merely curious as to why Coggins chose Beastie, rather than Moniker, WashingPirate or JSkains?
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Post by _Moniker »

He already did some lovely diddies for me. I suppose he wanted to share the love?

Of course the real reason, I believe, he chose Beastie is because she challenges him. She's a remarkable woman in every possible way and who better to impugn and make crude jokes about?
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

moksha wrote:I am merely curious as to why Coggins chose Beastie, rather than Moniker, WashingPirate or JSkains?


Unrequited love of beastie?

(Jskains? Ewww!)
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