My New Dating Strategy

[_The Nehor]

Move to happy-hunting-valley for one month. You will at least find a Sweet Spirit® BYU Coed. She might not be fit, or pretty, but she will have everything the brethren want you to have, only one set of earrings, childbearing hips, and that temple recommend.

The place is crawling with em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQEw8-KNKHs

If she is not attractive, do not worry. Remember this life is VERY short! While forcing yourself on her on your honeymoon night at the Provo Super 8, just clinch your eyes shut and keep thinking about the after life as she will not only be made perfect, but you will have many more wives to keep you humpin' err hoppin...

Only if I ignore all the counsel that says your advice sucks. I don't particularly care what the brethren want me to have. I know that God wants me to be happy. He also wants her to be happy. Your suggestion is a recipe for a bitter, unhappy, resentful marriage that will raise messed up kids who will resent us both. So, no. Actually, HELL NO.

[_GoodK]

Going for the woman with the best looks and lowest self esteem?

Have you been listening to Tom Lykis?

That was pretty funny though. Is that a British show?

It's Tom Leykis. And Nehor would be wise to tune in -- 3PM to 7PM weekdays.

www.blowmeuptom.com

[_moksha]

Yeah, it's a British show. I've thought about making a sockpuppet with a personality like this guy from the same show but haven't got around to it yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDndcxH-O4&NR=1

There seems to be a niche market for that sort of thing both here and at MAD. Be forewarned however, that there would be tremendous competition at MAD.

[_Yoda]

Ha! Pretty funny. Great video.

In all seriousness, though, Nehor, you seem like a really nice, attractive guy when you're not being obnoxious online. I know you were seriously hurt after your serious relationship that didn't work out, but are there any serious prospects? I'm a hopeless romantic. ;)

There is one possibly serious prospect but it's too early to say.

OK, let's hear more about this girl. After all, she has to get the Goddess seal of approval. ;)

[_The Nehor]

OK, let's hear more about this girl. After all, she has to get the Goddess seal of approval. ;)

She's brilliant, she's cute, she has the wit to keep up with me, and she like me and I like her. There's a bit of chemistry and hoping for more. Again, it's way too early to tell.

[_moksha]

So if things work out, would Porter have to sign off on the marriage license?

[_Yoda]

OK, let's hear more about this girl. After all, she has to get the Goddess seal of approval. ;)

She's brilliant, she's cute, she has the wit to keep up with me, and she like me and I like her. There's a bit of chemistry and hoping for more. Again, it's way too early to tell.

Yay! Sounds promising! So far, I approve! :)

Please keep us updated.

If she hurts your feelings, she will go on my bad list. LOL

[_Gazelam]

Going for the woman with the best looks and lowest self esteem?

Best looks? Where? I saw a mediocre frumpy woman, did you watch a different video that the one in Neh's link?

didn't you ever watch any movies in the eighties? These library girls just need their hot friend to give them a makeover and they turn out smokin hot.

[_Gazelam]

Liz,
You have lists? What kind of lists? Which ones am I on?

Gaz

[_Yoda]

Liz,
You have lists? What kind of lists? Which ones am I on?

Gaz

Of course, I keep lists! What organized Mormon girl doesn't? LOL

You're on my good list. Even though I disagree with you at times, I know how to keep you in line. ;)

You're a good person with a good heart. That's real the deal breaker for me with my lists. ;)