Dr. Shades's spelling and/or grammar lesson of the day

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Re: Dr. Shades's spelling and/or grammar lesson of the day

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Therefore, the above sentence should've been written:
Choice of location . . . I'm going to wait for more information. . . because, it might've been a retired Texas sheriff who finally located where all the secret missing ballots are.
When using ellipses, they should have a space on either side. As such, the above sentence should be written:
Choice of location . . . I'm going to wait for more information . . . because, it might've been a retired Texas sheriff who finally located where all the secret missing ballots are.
or
Choice of location ... I'm going to wait for more information ... because, it might've been a retired Texas sheriff who finally located where all the secret missing ballots are.
depending on the style guide you prefer.
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Then it's a good thing nobody used the full post of the user, isn't it?
Play word games all you like Dr., the concept I suggested, that you are now disingenuously attempting to downplay is that you used enough of my post to make it easy for others to identify the writer, when it wasn't needed. One doesn't need a full two sentence lead in to give a tutorial on the spelling of "ballot." Nor does one need that, or even a tutorial at all to explain to the world that a period goes at the end of a sentence. For the third thing, this appeared to suffice.
MIGHT OF: Extreme strength belonging to someone, e.g. the might of Hercules.
MIGHT'VE: A contraction of "might have." Pronounced almost exactly the same as the above, but the meaning is entirely different.
On our previous board I had two threads, one titled "Dr. Shades's Spelling Lesson of the Day" and "Dr. Shades's Grammar Lesson of the Day." So this concept isn't new at all. Ask anyone; the only thing that inspired an entry therein was an error in one or the other; it was never due to my feelings regarding the poster him- or herself.
Yes, I am aware of this. I've been here since 2011. The reason I am calling Bullship on it is: I have not seen you do a brake check on anyone for many moons now. Thousands of posts. I'd wager I could stroll through the board right now and find dozens of posts with grammatical errors more egregious than mine. Like say, every one of SGs. Yet you chose mine. Not because of its content though.

So, lets see. My understanding is, you are in law enforcement, your political views lean right, you dabble in conspiracy theories. My comment then,
"Choice of location...I'm going to wait for more information...Because, it might of been a retired Texas sheriff who finally located where all the secret missing ballets are.'
hit you right in the bread basket. For crying-out-loud Shades, why don't you grow a sense of humor. It was an attempted joke. This has recently been in the news, and on this board. Maybe you missed it.https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/16/us/forme ... index.html
"Former Houston police captain charged with pointing gun at repairman, believing he was a voter fraud 'mastermind'
Hmm, apparently we've never met. Hello, my name is Dr. Shades. Allow me to tell you a little about myself: A) People's mere opinions don't rattle or anger me in any way. As such, you've never said anything to annoy me. B) I never resort to ad hominem (anymore) because it's intellectually lazy and never moves the discussion forward in any meaningful way. C) If I disagree with anything you say enough to react to it, I will make a post expressing said disagreement in the actual thread itself, in the full light of day, in plain, clear, straightforward American English.
See, what you did to me wasn't technically ad hom., it was more a straightforward humiliation, bullying tactic.

Yes, you like to present that you're James Bond in your posting style. It's easy to see through.

And now here's a tutorial for you. A gracious host, poster, corresponder, one as wonderful as you describe yourself, goes out of their way to not embarrass, antagonize, demean the person they are corresponding with. When possible.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:42 am
Lem wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 5:43 am
Also, Shades might someday develop an liking for Hungarian references.
"An liking?"
:lol: I'd like to say it was originally "might someday have less of an irrational aversion to." When I changed it to something less true, my subconscious must have objected.
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Given a choice of being a spelling and /or grammar instructor, or captain/owner of a sailing yacht headed for the South Pacific, I know which one I'd choose.
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Thanks DrW! Happy hollidays.
Well, it is certainly more peaceful out there. Actually some describe it as %95 boredom, %5 sheer terror. I haven't been out on the ocean though since I got back in 06'. Except for a whale watchers cat off Maui last year. I could use some Maui just about now. Winters in the Pacific Northwest. sucks.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:42 am

Hmm, apparently we've never met. Hello, my name is Dr. Shades. Allow me to tell you a little about myself: A) People's mere opinions don't rattle or anger me in any way. As such, you've never said anything to annoy me. B) I never resort to ad hominem (anymore) because it's intellectually lazy and never moves the discussion forward in any meaningful way. C) If I disagree with anything you say enough to react to it, I will make a post expressing said disagreement in the actual thread itself, in the full light of day, in plain, clear, straightforward American English.
All of those things are commendable. Any chance you might consider actually moderating your baby?
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dantana wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 5:06 pm
Thanks DrW! Happy hollidays.
Well, it is certainly more peaceful out there. Actually some describe it as %95 boredom, %5 sheer terror. I haven't been out on the ocean though since I got back in 06'. Except for a whale watchers cat off Maui last year. I could use some Maui just about now. Winters in the Pacific Northwest. sucks.
Thanks, Tana. Best wishes to you and your family as well. Glad to see you back on the board.

We ended up taking the heavy weather "Rt. 65" passage I mentioned in 2010 from Miami to Culebra and St. Thomas on a Dufour 45. That one was about 80% clear sailing / 20% posterior pucker.

Midnight watch in Bahamian waters under near silent sail with a full moon with the blue-green bioluminescent wave crests, was a transcendent experience. That night in the middle of nowhere, with the bright diamond-like flashing of disturbed dinoflagellates in the silent black wake, made the subsequent heavy weather battle a small price to pay. Talk about a religious experience.
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MeDotOrg wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:48 am
I must admit, I like grammar tutorials. Their reel good.
:lol: I don't mind grammar tutorials either. I, for one, appreciate it when someone points out an error of mine, so I can correct it and stop appearing to be an illiterate. Sometimes merely pointing out the error via a PM is more appropriate, if it is just one or a few persons who consistently make that same error, but if it is commonly made by a number of people, pointing it out to all on the forum is more efficient and less time consuming. I don't get the impression that Dr. Shades has any motive for pointing out such errors other than a sincere desire to be helpful and a respect for the language and its correct usage.
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DrW wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:06 pm

Thanks, Tana. Best wishes to you and your family as well. Glad to see you back on the board.

We ended up taking the heavy weather "Rt. 65" passage I mentioned in 2010 from Miami to Culebra and St. Thomas on a Dufour 45. That one was about 80% clear sailing / 20% posterior pucker.

Midnight watch in Bahamian waters under near silent sail with a full moon with the blue-green bioluminescent wave crests, was a transcendent experience. That night in the middle of nowhere, with the bright diamond-like flashing of disturbed dinoflagellates in the silent black wake, made the subsequent heavy weather battle a small price to pay. Talk about a religious experience.
Beautifully described adventure DrW! Thankyou. And, great looking boat. If I ever get a chance to go cruising again I'll def. take a look at that model. Surprisingly affordable for a 20 year old, blue water ready racer/cruiser.
https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2000/d ... c-3655363/
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Gunnar wrote:
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:51 pm
I don't mind grammar tutorials either. I, for one, appreciate it when someone points out an error of mine, so I can correct it and stop appearing to be an illiterate. Sometimes merely pointing out the error via a PM is more appropriate, if it is just one or a few persons who consistently make that same error, but if it is commonly made by a number of people, pointing it out to all on the forum is more efficient and less time consuming. I don't get the impression that Dr. Shades has any motive for pointing out such errors other than a sincere desire to be helpful and a respect for the language and its correct usage.
Well, my wife happens to agree with you so ... Look, I like Shades just as much as the next guy on here. Only maybe not quite as much just this minute. Thanks for the thoughtful input G.
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