Happy Halloween!

[_Dr. Shades]

That's Pedobear. It's one of the older 4chan memes.

Ahh, okay.

Started out when one of the weaboofags from /a/ (anime & manga) posted this Japanese cartoon character called "Kuma", which is japanese moonspeak for "bear".

I know that "kuma" is Japanese for "bear," but what is this "moonspeak" of which you speak?

Also, what's a "weaboofag?"

Pedobear's arch nemesis is Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC.

LOL!!

Occasionally using Pedobear can still be funny on 4chan, but a lot of the newfags, . . .

I suppose "newfag" is code for "newbie?"

. . . gaiafags, . . .

What's a "gaiafag?" I've heard of the website called "Gaia online;" they must have something to do with each other, right?

I don't know anything about Gaia online, other than the fact that they all use stunted anime characters as their avatars for some reason.

Before you ask "What's /b/", simply put if the Internet is described as a human being, /b/ is that guy's asshole. . . basically, if you you're even remotely easilly offended, just stay away from /b/...

I surfed around a little on that "encyclopediadramatica" website to which you referred, and it talked so much about 4chan.com, specifically the /b/ forum, that I had to go there and see what the heck they were talking about.

Holy cow. I can't believe the stuff those people were talking about. Very, very bizarre folk.

[_Angus McAwesome]

I know that "kuma" is Japanese for "bear," but what is this "moonspeak" of which you speak?

Moonspeak is any language other then English, as in "I have no idea what you're saying, sounds like moonspeak to me".

Also, what's a "weaboofag?"

Weaboo, a.k.a. Wapanese, a.k.a. Otaku Anime Nerds, a.k.a. American suburban white kids that worship everything Japanese to the point the eat nothing but pocky and masturbate to Sailor Moon reruns. When the Emperor's Great Purge comes these people will face the cleansing fires of His Mostly Holy Inquisition.

DESU! oh shi-

I suppose "newfag" is code for "newbie?"

Basically. It's an old naming convention describe people we don't like. Just slap "fag" at the end of any group, like newfags/weaboofags/gaiafags/gamerfags/lamerfags/fagfags/peoplewhoaren'treallygaybutstillkindafaggyfags etc. Not "fag" as in "someone who is homosexual", but "fag" as in "dude, don't be such a fag..."

Holy cow. I can't believe the stuff those people were talking about. Very, very bizarre folk.

Yeah, /b/ isn't like it was back in the day. IU remember when we still had names, before all this anonymous crap, and all newfags coming in and crapping up our lulz.

Basically I just don't even go there anymore. Like most everyone else that used to post there, I've moved on to greener, lulzier pastures.

[_Dr. Shades]

Weaboo, a.k.a. Wapanese, a.k.a. Otaku Anime Nerds, a.k.a. American suburban white kids that worship everything Japanese to the point the eat nothing but pocky and masturbate to Sailor Moon reruns.

If they found out that I lived in Japan for two years, would they worship me as a god?

DESU! oh shi-

Do they realize they're just saying the Japanese word for "is?"

Yeah, /b/ isn't like it was back in the day. IU remember when we still had names, before all this anonymous crap, and all newfags coming in and s******g up our lulz.

Basically I just don't even go there anymore. Like most everyone else that used to post there, I've moved on to greener, lulzier pastures.

That's another word I kept seeing over and over. What the heck does "lulz" mean?

[_Angus McAwesome]

Actually, the DESU thing is another meme from a japanese cartoon, and no, the weaboos wouldn't worship you for having lived in Japan (though if you have a better knowledge of obscure yaoi hentai they might ask for sauce).

Lulz is like lol, but instead of just being "laughing out loud", it's more of a "laughing at other people doing stupid things".

[_Dr. Shades]

How the heck do you know all thus stuff, Angus?

[_Angus McAwesome]

You know, some days I really wish I didn't know a lot of this stuff, homie.

[_Dr. Shades]

By the way, Angus, you never explained what "Gaia online" is all about. (I'm assuming that's what your "gaiafags" reference was to.)

[_Angus McAwesome]

Gaia Online is another one of those angst ridden ass sores on the internet full of friendless emo/goth teenagers, animefags, pedophiles looking for their next appearance on Dateline NBC, and other assorted basement dwellers. It's supposed to be some sort of half-assed MMORPG set up as an online "teen hangout". It's basically Habbo Hotel, but with at least 100 times the faggotry.

Sometime last Tuesday over 9000 gaiafags invaded /b/ after one of them discovered 4chan, and they pretty much made themselves unwelcome and reminded all the /b/rothas why we hate teenagers so much. They are part of the cancer that's killing /b/ and the intarwebs in general.

[_Dr. Shades]

Oh geez, I'm going further down the rabbit hole. Every question you answer raises one more, I'm afraid. I hope you're not too tired of this.

Gaia Online is another one of those angst ridden ass sores on the internet full of friendless emo/goth teenagers, animefags, pedophiles looking for their next appearance on Dateline NBC, and other assorted basement dwellers.

Oh man, I am LOL at that!!

By the way, did you see that T-Shirt that has a picture of Chris Hansen's face on it, subtitled "Chris Hansen is a cockblocker?"

It's supposed to be some sort of half-assed MMORPG set up as an online "teen hangout".

I thought it was just a message board. How on earth does a message board translate into an MMORPG? I'm guessing through some sort of community fan fiction effort?

It's basically Habbo Hotel, but with at least 100 times the faggotry.

And here's that example of "every answer raises another question" syndrome: What, exactly, is "Habbo Hotel?"

Sometime last Tuesday over 9000 gaiafags invaded /b/ after one of them discovered 4chan, and they pretty much made themselves unwelcome and reminded all the /b/rothas why we hate teenagers so much. They are part of the cancer that's killing /b/ and the intarwebs in general.

So you're saying I should've had my look at /b/ before last Tuesday, it seems.

[_Angus McAwesome]

See, that's what happens when I use a series of memes to answers a question about memes...

Ok, "last tuesday" or "last thurdays" are both memes, basically mean any time at least more than a week ago. Could be two weeks, could be two years, it's all "at least last" tuesday or thursday.

Over 9000 is a reference to one of the dumest moments of probably one of the dumbest anime ever, Dragonball Z. Any large group of anything is usually described as being "over 9000". Go look up Oprah and "over 9000 penises". Basically an Anon trolled her show's forum with a pedo-troll, Oprah, being the mirthless douchewhore she is couldn't see obvious troll being obvious, and read the post on her show. Brocks were shat and much lulz were had.

Habbo Hotel is an online hangout for teens, kiddies, pedophiles, and gets invaded regularly by /b/rothas trying to close their pools due to AIDS.