2018 Predictions

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_moksha
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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Holding the envelope to my forehead.
President Trump will use a squadron of F-52s to strafe Kevin Graham because of all those crayon complaints he has received from his most ardent supporters.

Hard to get a more unpresidented prediction than that!
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_Markk
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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There will be a white LDS prophet.
Don't take life so seriously in that " sooner or later we are just old men in funny clothes" "Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk"
_canpakes
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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For our Fox viewers: It will be Hillary or Obama’s fault.
_MeDotOrg
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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Alex Jones will spontaneously combust on the air.
"The great problem of any civilization is how to rejuvenate itself without rebarbarization."
- Will Durant
"We've kept more promises than we've even made"
- Donald Trump
"Of what meaning is the world without mind? The question cannot exist."
- Edwin Land
_MeDotOrg
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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Markk wrote:There will be a white LDS prophet.

+1
Another prediction: Immigration quotas will be relaxed for members of the Quorum of the Twelve.
"The great problem of any civilization is how to rejuvenate itself without rebarbarization."
- Will Durant
"We've kept more promises than we've even made"
- Donald Trump
"Of what meaning is the world without mind? The question cannot exist."
- Edwin Land
_Water Dog
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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I predict that I will continue to win money on PredictIt because liberals are so very predictable.
_Brackite
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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The Democrats are going to take back the House.
"And I've said it before, you want to know what Joseph Smith looked like in Nauvoo, just look at Trump." - Fence Sitter
_Markk
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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I boldly predict a Lamanite, who turned white and delightsome, will be an apostle...Elder Ulisses Soares, but will be the 12th, the 11th will be a Nephite...Elder L. Whitney Clayton

https://www.LDS.org/church/leader/uliss ... s?lang=eng
Don't take life so seriously in that " sooner or later we are just old men in funny clothes" "Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk"
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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I predict the "14 Fundamentals of Following the Prophet" will be referenced during General Conference.
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Re: 2018 Predictions

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders will continue to say that the Administration is cooperating with the Mueller investigation, until cooperation requires the President's appearance at a grand jury. At that point, Sanders will say that the Mueller investigation is no longer valid or Constitutional, therefore the Administration will no longer cooperate. Alan Dershowitz will confirm this legal interpretation on Fox.

The next step will be the Mark Fuhrman defense. The email musings of a few FBI agents will be used to paint the agency as rotten to the core. If the question is Will Donald Trump throw the FBI's integrity under a bus if it helps his Presidency?, do we not already know the answer?
"The great problem of any civilization is how to rejuvenate itself without rebarbarization."
- Will Durant
"We've kept more promises than we've even made"
- Donald Trump
"Of what meaning is the world without mind? The question cannot exist."
- Edwin Land
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