Imagine Believing that Canadian Truckdrivers are Confederate Nazis

[Binger]

Close Canada!

I just had a daydream of bingy sock dressed as Eric Cartman.

Can Eric Cartman stop the Nazis or make the Nazis drive their trucks across the border?

Imagine thinking that this situation is about Nazis in Canada.

[Binger]

I just had a daydream of bingy sock dressed as Eric Cartman.

It's clear Binger and his alt ego weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.

- Doc

What schooling did you have that taught you to believe that Canadian truckers are Nazis?

[Schreech]

Can you point me to where someone claimed the truckers were confederate nazis? You started a whole thread on it but im not finding where anyone claimed the truckers were confederate nazis...please provide a link to the page where someone here made that claim.

[Binger]

Look harder.

[Binger]

Canada is still a democracy… Except the government tells you what goes over your face. What goes in your body. When you can work. Who you can see. When you can leave the house. When you can protest. Who you can donate to. Yep… With democracy like that, who needs tyranny.

Yep, but, ya know, the Nazis have closed the border in at least three locations. Imagine believing that!

Are the trucker Nazis seizing donations? Or the government Nazis? Or the Confederate Nazis?

[Schreech]

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that's what i thought.

Imagine being such a loser that you have endless hours to spend excreting barely coherent, obtuse, alcohol-induced, alt-right masturbatory fantasies that appeal to dimwits and racists on some small Mormon themed message board just to try to add meaning to your pitiful existence. I guess you don't really need to imagine...but hey, you do you!

[MODERATOR NOTE: Schreech, please do not post an image like that again.]

[Schreech]

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Better?

[MODERATOR NOTE: No. Now stop posting images.]

[Philo Sofee]

Maybe the Nazi flag bearers at the protest just brought those flags to stay warm.

Please do not watch the Super Bowl. NFL players are Nazis.

And... and... and... you know what else? Those ladies on You Tube who teach how to stitch hand bags are Nazis! And... and... and... that stray dog in my neighborhood? OH GOD! That little weasel is going around pooping Nazi poop into yards and infesting the air with Nazism. Damn mutt. And... and... the grocery store clerk, I saw and heard her giving Nazi code words to a secret customer asking where the cake mix was! Over on aisle 6 ma'am, half way down. THIS IS NAZI CODE!!!!! They are ALL planning a Nazi invasion. And... and... I know, I KNOW because I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES that the squirrels who feed in my trees are in cohorts with the Nazi dogs, and they in turn are INFLUENCING the school buses FULL of children, innocent children!!!!! Those buses slow down to avoid hitting the dogs crossing the street, PROVING our very SCHOOLS are HIDING NAZI BUS DRIVERS!!!!!!! God damn it we are being overrun with NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!

[Binger]

Please do not watch the Super Bowl. NFL players are Nazis.

And... and... and... you know what else? Those ladies on You Tube who teach how to stitch hand bags are Nazis! And... and... and... that stray dog in my neighborhood? OH GOD! That little weasel is going around pooping Nazi poop into yards and infesting the air with Nazism. Damn mutt. And... and... the grocery store clerk, I saw and heard her giving Nazi code words to a secret customer asking where the cake mix was! Over on aisle 6 ma'am, half way down. THIS IS NAZI CODE!!!!! They are ALL planning a Nazi invasion. And... and... I know, I KNOW because I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES that the squirrels who feed in my trees are in cohorts with the Nazi dogs, and they in turn are INFLUENCING the school buses FULL of children, innocent children!!!!! Those buses slow down to avoid hitting the dogs crossing the street, PROVING our very SCHOOLS are HIDING NAZI BUS DRIVERS!!!!!!! God damn it we are being overrun with NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!

You got it buddy. You got it. Mostly Canadians are Nazis too.

[Philo Sofee]

And... and... and... you know what else? Those ladies on You Tube who teach how to stitch hand bags are Nazis! And... and... and... that stray dog in my neighborhood? OH GOD! That little weasel is going around pooping Nazi poop into yards and infesting the air with Nazism. Damn mutt. And... and... the grocery store clerk, I saw and heard her giving Nazi code words to a secret customer asking where the cake mix was! Over on aisle 6 ma'am, half way down. THIS IS NAZI CODE!!!!! They are ALL planning a Nazi invasion. And... and... I know, I KNOW because I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES that the squirrels who feed in my trees are in cohorts with the Nazi dogs, and they in turn are INFLUENCING the school buses FULL of children, innocent children!!!!! Those buses slow down to avoid hitting the dogs crossing the street, PROVING our very SCHOOLS are HIDING NAZI BUS DRIVERS!!!!!!! God damn it we are being overrun with NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!

You got it buddy. You got it. Mostly Canadians are Nazis too.

Your own lack of education and how to actually think and recognize sarcasm and mockery of your inanity escapes you... do I actually have to teach you how to use a dictionary in order for you to look up the word inanity so that you can recognize what the meaning of the word is? Need I also read the definition out loud because it's probably written too intelligently for you to grasp as well? Let me know and I will do you the favor of doing the intellectual work for you.