I might be my nephew's dad

[dantana]

Scenes cut from - The Last of the Lamanites -

Duncan, Lt. in His Majesties Royal Nephites, is in love with Cora. Cora, daughter of an aristocrat does not love Duncan but marries him anyway. Hawkeye, adopted brother of Duncan and Cora tricks Cora into sleeping with him. (something, something, flaming sabre...) A child is born and Duncan becomes suspicious because he and Cora had not consummated their marriage.

The group are caught by the Lamanites and brought before the Sachem. Sachem: long has been the night since the Nephites first got their god groove on. Duncan, we will sell to the Nephites to ease their anger at us, and because he's a bit of a doofus anyway. Boy child, we will keep and pretend he's a white Lamanite. Cora, we will burn in our fires because the ancient writing say so. Long ____, go in peace

Hawkeye to Duncan: tell him, me for her. Duncan to Sachem: me for her. Sachem to Duncan: as you will. Duncan to Sachem: wait, whaddid I say...I meant, him for her...AAARRGG.

Hawkeye, chuckling to himself as he rides off with Cora: what a Maroon.

[Dr. Shades]

(Although dantana said it and not you,) I rather doubt Hound of Heaven spoke in "jest or mockery," 'cause it's pretty clear that Nomomo gave into temptation and had unprotected sexual intercourse with his sister.

Or sister-in-law, i.e his brother's wife - which does seem the more likely possibility, given that incest with a sibling is considerably more of a taboo option than adultery with a sibling's wife.

Nomomo hasn't posted any denial that he made passionate, protection-less love to his sister, so it's quite clear that she's both the mother and the aunt of his child.

Besides, have you seen his sister? She's freakin' HOT! I figured it was only a matter of time before he sealed the deal. But if one MUST enjoy a night of passion with one's sibling, I don't condone eschewing the use of a condom, though.

[Some Schmo]

I love all you reprobates thought sex had to be involved. Shows where your imaginations are at.

It's possible his sister (or brother, for that matter) adopted.

[Dr. Shades]

I love all you reprobates thought sex had to be involved. Shows where your imaginations are at.

It's possible his sister (or brother, for that matter) adopted.

NEWSFLASH: When one fears that one is a biological father, then sex was indeed involved at some point. You know, pretty much by default.

[Some Schmo]

I love all you reprobates thought sex had to be involved. Shows where your imaginations are at.

It's possible his sister (or brother, for that matter) adopted.

NEWSFLASH: When one fears that one is a biological father, then sex was indeed involved at some point. You know, pretty much by default.

Are you intentionally obtuse?

[Dr. Shades]

NEWSFLASH: When one fears that one is a biological father, then sex was indeed involved at some point. You know, pretty much by default.

Are you intentionally obtuse?

Well, I suppose he could’ve cut off his arm and the arm regenerated a nephew, but I didn’t think it very likely.

[Some Schmo]

Are you intentionally obtuse?

Well, I suppose he could’ve cut off his arm and the arm regenerated a nephew, but I didn’t think it very likely.

Therefore, incest. Got it, Shades.

[Dr. Shades]

Well, I suppose he could’ve cut off his arm and the arm regenerated a nephew, but I didn’t think it very likely.

Therefore, incest. Got it, Shades.

Has he denied it?

[Some Schmo]

Therefore, incest. Got it, Shades.

Has he denied it?

Has he confirmed it?

[Some Schmo]

I mean, just stop for a moment and think about a person posting the OP on a public message board. Would he do that if they thought people might interpret the situation as incest?

It seems to me that thought was nowhere in sight when the post was written (it may be a little myopic, but it seems more likely than Nomomo thinking, let's let everyone know I screwed my sister!)