The Trump Criminal Case MEGATHREAD.

[Some Schmo]

Jenna Ellis proved herself a bad actress with those crocodile tears.

I remember when I was a kid, I figured out that the best way to convince my parents I was sorry or that I was telling the truth was to turn on the tears. Her performance reminded me of those days.

[Some Schmo]

Did anyone know that "us" is spelled U-S? I just thought of that, but nobody will ever acknowledge when I say genius things.

Sure, I've been on this planet for well over 70 years, but I still think I'm a genius for having just put that together.

Also, "USA" stands for "Us Assholes." Genius, right?

I'll just sit here and wait for all your compliments on my incredibly stable genius mind.

[Res Ipsa]

Did anyone know that "us" is spelled U-S? I just thought of that, but nobody will ever acknowledge when I say genius things.

Sure, I've been on this planet for well over 70 years, but I still think I'm a genius for having just put that together.

Also, "USA" stands for "Us Assholes." Genius, right?

I'll just sit here and wait for all your compliments on my incredibly stable genius mind.

You are the second stablest genius in the world. I mean the universe.

[Res Ipsa]

Jenna Ellis proved herself a bad actress with those crocodile tears. These awful plea agreements let them go free and even retain their law licenses.

Whether the lawyers retain their licenses is up to the state bars where they are licensed to practice. Those state bars can still pull their licenses if they feel the conduct warrants disbarment.

[Some Schmo]

You are the second stablest genius in the world. I mean the universe.

Fake news! I am #1 stablest! Nobody knows stablosity like me. I am the stablishest of all time!

That's why I pay people under the stable. Just kidding. I don't pay anyone. That's how I keep such stablition going.

[Moksha]

Did anyone know that "us" is spelled U-S? I just thought of that, but nobody will ever acknowledge when I say genius things.

Sure, I've been on this planet for well over 70 years, but I still think I'm a genius for having just put that together.

Also, "USA" stands for "Us Assholes." Genius, right?

I'll just sit here and wait for all your compliments on my incredibly stable genius mind.

The MAGA crowd takes in Trump's flashes of extreme stupidity with great aplomb. Perhaps they never noticed the spelling until Trump pointed it out to them. In any case, whatever their messiah says is golden.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Jersey Girl]

Did anyone know that "us" is spelled U-S?

[Some Schmo]

Did anyone know that "us" is spelled U-S?

Just for clarity, in case anyone is unaware... That's essentially what Trump said.

There are several videos documenting it, available on YouTube. It's a hilarious rebuttal (among too many to count) to anyone claiming Biden has lost it mentally, and we shouldn't vote for him on that basis. Trump is an intellectual train wreck (and it pains me to put "Trump" and "intellectual" in the same sentence).

If I had my way, both parties would nominate new candidates. I don't mind Biden, but I think most people agree we could do with someone younger.

[Jersey Girl]

Not to worry. I knew what you were talking about. He's such a complete moron.