I got my plans I don't know about you (Stones concert!)

[_Jersey Girl]

Surgery done. He's okay!!! And...

Originally slated to begin in April, the tour will now begin in July with new dates to be announced in the coming weeks. Jagger will need to rest after completing the transcatheter aortic valve replacement (TAVR), sources say. The minimally invasive procedure allows Jagger to avoid major surgery -- doctors are able to repair the heart valve using a a catheter that accesses a major artery without opening the chest.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/mi ... spartanntp

They might not be able to cover every concert date but...I'm happy he's okay!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSyNUAzPofI

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_Jersey Girl]

Here's the latest pic of the post-op patient! Image too large for the system. Don't have a way to shrink and post.

https://images.app.goo.gl/ngg4hgXp7B3tiDiz5

[_Jersey Girl]

He's baaaaaack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY71sHp3ZKE

[_Lemmie]

Jersey Girl you'll love this. For a first time in years random door to door tracting missionaries were in my neighborhood so I looked at the mission home website.

There was a feature called "what did you learn about the area on your mission?"

One sweet child wrote:

"I learned the statue of liberty is in new jersey, and that there is only one freeway in New Jersey. It's called the turnpike because it connects to all other highways in the country. All of upper new jersey is federal parks and there are several places in the state where Manhattan is only 10 minutes away."

I. KID. YOU. NOT!!!!

[_Jersey Girl]

This isn't a post about Jagger? Hey, I've got big money on this soon-to-be rescheduled concert!

Well, okay...

Jersey Girl you'll love this. For a first time in years random door to door tracting missionaries were in my neighborhood so I looked at the mission home website.

There was a feature called "what did you learn about the area on your mission?"

One sweet child wrote:

"I learned the statue of liberty is in new jersey,

She's technically correct. The Statue of Liberty stands in Jersey waters.

and that there is only one freeway in New Jersey. It's called the turnpike because it connects to all other highways in the country.

ALL the other highways in the country? I don't think so. Plus, I want my money back!

All of upper new jersey is federal parks

Stop. It. Newark is a federal park?

and there are several places in the state where Manhattan is only 10 minutes away."

Ten minutes away from where? Let's poll the bus riders when they get off at Port Authority to see how long it took to get through the tunnel.

I. KID. YOU. NOT!!!!

I think she needs a do-over with a tour guide!

[_Jersey Girl]

with regard to the Statue of Liberty. Here's a link to a map. Look closely at the state lines running through the water.

https://images.app.goo.gl/YRLytssN3H44GGd2A

[_Jersey Girl]

Here's a close up of the state lines.

https://images.app.goo.gl/AiRMXkRRJpyeKMXj7

[_Jersey Girl]

Here's a close up of the patient.

https://images.app.goo.gl/rY54Jw5xhZbsQXfv5

[_Lemmie]

physically over the straight line border, yes, but the island is part of New York so the statue is in New York.

I'm still cracking up over the one "freeway" in New Jersey. Did the kid spend two whole years just driving up and down the turnpike? Did he never wonder what the signs for the Garden State Parkway were?

[_MeDotOrg]

physically over the straight line border, yes, but the island is part of New York so the statue is in New York.

If this were a bar bet, it would probably end in a fight.