2020 Election Satire

[Nomomo]

If Sports Start Playing Out Like The 2020 Election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMP9dXSozFU

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

How did I miss that, nomomo? It was a perfect analogy.

I think before any more lawsuits are filed, Trump should have to take a small Scantron TM test like students in an English class might use, but it’s a 35-question test over the lawsuit itself. If Trump can’t pass a test on his own lawsuit or one filed on his behalf, it gets thrown out and all parties involved have to pay a stiff fine for being ignorant dickholes.

I’m talkin’ basic stuff like the jurisdiction of the court, what the specific illegality being alleged is, the names of the defendants, the names of the plaintiffs, etc.

- Doc

[Nomomo]

[Nomomo]

Ted Cruz Touts Courageous Record of Opposing Trump for Past Two Minutes

By Andy Borowitz
January 8, 2021

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that he has “made no secret of my differences with this President,” Senator Ted Cruz touted his courageous record of opposing Donald J. Trump for the past two minutes.

“Anyone who knows me knows that I object to Donald Trump’s incendiary and unacceptable rhetoric, and that is as true now as was when I first said it, a hundred and twenty seconds ago,” he said.

The senator from Texas added that “history will judge those harshly” who have not had the courage, as he has, to oppose Trump for two minutes running.

“I think when the history books are written, my behavior over the past two minutes will be hailed for its valor,” he said.

Just moments after those comments, however, Senator Lindsey Graham took issue with Cruz, calling his remarks “weak sauce.”

“Let the record show that I have been opposed to Donald Trump for three minutes,” Graham asserted.

Source: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... wo-minutes

[MeDotOrg]

Randy Rainbow has a new video: Sedition. Brilliant!

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Randy Rainbow has a new video: Sedition. Brilliant!

Holy crap, that was awesome.

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