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Despite stating, "mail-in voting means mail-in cheating" on Monday, President Donald “I took a” Dump cast a mail-in ballot in Tuesday's state House special election in Florida.

His party was defeated by a woman and Democrat with a 10-point swing. On his home turf.

ETA: Democrats have flipped 30 state seats since Dump took office; Repugnants have flipped zero.

[Res Ipsa]

Trump paid a company one billion dollars to cancel a wind farm. Yep, that’s 1 billion dollars per negawatt.

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Trump paid a company one billion dollars to cancel a wind farm. Yep, that’s 1 billion dollars per negawatt.

Yep. Trump is spending ajax’s tax dollars to freeze completion of infrastructure already being built that would reduce ajax’s energy bills.

Sounds like a ‘fossil fuel scam’.

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‘negawatt’

I see what you did there. : D

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It’s not an original List item, but since taking office, Trump has found it necessary to plaster his name onto as many things as posssible, including minting a coin with his likeness, and now adding his signature to paper bills, for no known reason aside from extreme narcissism.

Treasury Announces President Donald J. Trump’s Signature to Appear on Future U.S. Paper Currency

March 26, 2026

WASHINGTON – In honor of the 250th anniversary of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump’s signature will appear on future U.S. paper currency along with the Secretary of the Treasury, marking the first time in history for a sitting president.

“Under President Trump’s leadership, we are on a path toward unprecedented economic growth, lasting dollar dominance, and fiscal strength and stability,” said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. “There is no more powerful way to recognize the historic achievements of our great country and President Donald J. Trump than U.S dollar bills bearing his name, and it is only appropriate that this historic currency be issued at the Semiquincentennial.”

“As the 250th anniversary of our great nation approaches, American currency will continue to stand as a symbol of prosperity, strength, and the unshakable spirit of the American people under President Trump’s leadership,” said Treasurer Brandon Beach. “The President’s mark on history as the architect of America’s Golden Age economic revival is undeniable. Printing his signature on the American currency is not only appropriate, but also well deserved.”

We’re getting close to April, but this is absolutely not a joke. Link:

https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sb0425

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Trump’s current net worth is $6.5 billion

Hey, MAGA DUMMIES, and I’m speaking specifically to YOU Ceboob, because I know you read this forum obsessively, has him stealing BILLIONS from the Treasury changed your mind, yet?

Wake tf UP.

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Hey MAGA dummies. Do you care AT ALL that the Director of the FBI JUST HAD HIS EMAIL HACKED? And he’s burning through taxpayer money funding a lifestyle for himself?

Anything, at all, registering with you? HELLOOOOO?!?

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Trump’s current net worth is $6.5 billion

Hey, MAGA DUMMIES, and I’m speaking specifically to YOU Ceboob, because I know you read this forum obsessively, has him stealing BILLIONS from the Treasury changed your mind, yet?

Wake tf UP.

No, because Trump - the man who has paid for at least one abortion, apparently - claimed that other folks shouldn’t have abortions. That’s all it took (well, that and calling Democrats and brown people ‘vermin’).

If some random spoken opinion makes MAGA feel validated, Trump will say it, to get their votes. It works every time.

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With Operation Epstein Fury mucking up the straight of Hormuz, American farmers are having a tough time obtaining fertilizer. The Trump White House has decided to address their challenge by launching a website with a name parodying an ‘adult platform’.

White House Launches OnlyFarms Website, Internet Asks 'Who Picked The Name?'

The Trump administration unveiled the "OnlyFarms" website on Friday (Mar 27), which is housed on the official WhiteHouse.gov website.

Abhinav Singh
World News
Mar 28, 2026 21:49 pm IST


In what is being dubbed as a deliberate play on the name of adult platform OnlyFans, the White House on Friday (Mar 27) unveiled a new website called 'OnlyFarms' to highlight the Trump administration's agricultural policy. The site, OnlyFarms.gov, housed on the official WhiteHouse.gov website, redirects to a page that outlines specific financial strategies aimed at helping agricultural workers navigate current economic challenges.

"Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now, or exactly how much each state has saved?" the White House posted on X (formerly Twitter) with a link to the OnlyFarms website.

The OnlyFarms landing page features a downloadable fact sheet detailing the administration's support for the agricultural sector. The document outlines key initiatives, such as historic tax relief for family farms, expanded market access, and reduced regulatory "red tape".

"The Trump Administration has delivered over $40 billion in direct assistance to our farmers and ranchers, helping them recover from years of unfair foreign trade practices and the disastrous policies of the Biden administration," the website reads.

Additionally, the site offers an interactive US map that allows users to calculate their estimated savings under the Trump farming agenda.

Social Media Reactions

Reacting to the unveiling of the website, one user said: "I'm just curious. Who picked the name?" Meanwhile, another user added: "What are we doing here folks? I mean, I cannot figure out the thought process."

A third commented: "I feel for all the satire writers out there, it must be maddening trying to outdo reality these days."

The site was launched on the same day as when Trump welcomed farmers to the White House, flanked by one gold tractor and one red, white and blue tractor, according to a report in New York Post.

With 800-odd farmers in the capital city, Trump described it as "the single largest gathering of American farmers that the White House has ever seen". The US president also thanked the farmers for their support, calling them "very, very special people".

"You voted for me. I will never forget that," he added.

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The Trump Administration is finally looking at how to address the healthcare needs of Americans.