A holiday travel tale of Southwest woe

[Jersey Girl]

Two suitcases, both alike in dignity, traveling together and through no fault of their own, having spent one week staycaying in Denver, boarded a plane to the East Coast without their people, then transported by Fed Ex, have now arrived home with all their contents intact and only a crack as a remembrance of their journey.

I hesitate to ask exactly what (or possibly whom?) cracked….

Oh, the hard shell. The people (recovering from C19) are a bit weary as well!

[Marcus]

I hesitate to ask exactly what (or possibly whom?) cracked….

Oh, the hard shell. The people (recovering from C19) are a bit weary as well!

Whew. I was worried, briefly. I’m still not completely calm about a lost luggage incident more than a third of a century ago, so I feel your pain.

[Res Ipsa]

Two suitcases, both alike in dignity, traveling together and through no fault of their own, having spent one week staycaying in Denver, boarded a plane to the East Coast without their people, then transported by Fed Ex, have now arrived home with all their contents intact and only a crack as a remembrance of their journey.

Whew. Good news, except for the crack. I'm sure the cases are delighted to be reunited with their owners.

[Marcus]

Two suitcases, both alike in dignity, traveling together and through no fault of their own, having spent one week staycaying in Denver, boarded a plane to the East Coast without their people, then transported by Fed Ex, have now arrived home with all their contents intact and only a crack as a remembrance of their journey.

Whew. Good news, except for the crack. I'm sure the cases are delighted to be reunited with their owners.

The shame of not providing their contents to their owners in a geographically timely manner will live on, however. Sadly.