Worst & Best Pick up Lines

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_Always Thinking
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Post by _Always Thinking »

keene wrote:
And here's one that I never believed would work, ever, but did. My roommate is the KING of picking up chicks. It's quite the site to see. Imagine if you will, a man and a woman enter an elevator. The man suddenly turns and pokes the woman in the boob, right in the nipple, then returns to stare at the door, like one does on elevators. He suddenly gasps, and turns to poke her in the other nipple, muttering "Wrong floor."

Not only did he not get arrested, he went home with her that night. I couldn't believe it!


OMG!!! That had me laughing so hard, I had tears!! LOL!!!
_barrelomonkeys
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Keene, spectacular!

All of it.


Steuss, only would that work for you!
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Post by _Scottie »

At Chili's today there was a really cute girl sitting in the booth next to us. We were facing each other and kept glancing at each other. I wanted to ask her out, but hell if I know how to!!

Advice from the ladies here, please??
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Oh, I don't know Scottie.... I'm a lady, and have no advice?



Thinking.... hmm.... nope, I don't know?

Try the Steuss thing where you mouth, "I love you" ?

I think I'd think that was ballsy and cute, and a bit insane?

Or get down on one knee and sing a Willie Nelson song to her?

I'd go out with ANYONE that did that, if I wasn't married.

But I'm a wacko?
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Post by _Mercury »

Doctor Steuss wrote:I think the most ballsy one I ever did was when I was about 18. My friends and I were at the "Cue Club" playing some pool, and I and a girl across the way made eye-contact. I mouthed the words "I love you." She laughed, came over, we ended up dating for a few months and we are still friends to this day.

Normally I just ask if they want to make out…


The cue club..Ha!!!!

We used to go to the cue club, dork around playing pool for 2-3 hours and then go over to mary kays arcade and play San Francisco rush for a few hours.
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Post by _Scottie »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Oh, I don't know Scottie.... I'm a lady, and have no advice?



Thinking.... hmm.... nope, I don't know?

Try the Steuss thing where you mouth, "I love you" ?

I think I'd think that was ballsy and cute, and a bit insane?

Or get down on one knee and sing a Willie Nelson song to her?

I'd go out with ANYONE that did that, if I wasn't married.

But I'm a wacko?

Well you're a fat lot of help here... ;)
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Post by _Negative »

I'd just walk over and say "Hi! My name is [Scottie]. What's your name?"

From there you just start asking questions (IE: What do you do? Do you live around here? Do you want to hang out sometime? Etc) or you can offer non-obvious/non-creepy compliments. I usually complement shoes or hairstyles. If she engages you in conversation she's probably interested. If she doesn't she's probably not interested (or maybe she's shy but you'll have to trust your gut on that one).

It's much easier than trying to come up with some stupid line.
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Post by _Runtu »

Best pickup line ever: "I'm George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."
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Post by _Mercury »

Runtu wrote:Best pickup line ever: "I'm George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."


Wades name isn't George.
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Post by _keene »

I've been thinking of this one for a while, and I think it could work.

Any time you see someone who looks bored or angry, I could say
"Don't look too excited. Someone might think you were enjoying yourself!"

I gotta find someone bored and hot.
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