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Your time of death! Tombclock.com

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:52 pm
by _Jersey Girl

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:10 pm
by _barrelomonkeys
Your Personal Day of Death is...


Sunday, June 23, 2075




I'll be 100! Ack! I don't want to live that long.

I need to fatten up and start drinking heavily.

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:18 pm
by _Sam Harris
Ok...I'm gonna live to be 56? That's lovely. And this is supposedly due to the medications...unless I interpreted the "drug" part wrong.

Without the meds, I'm supposed to live to be 89. Hmmmm....

:-)

I rather think I'm gonna be ancient like my paternal female relatives...though who knows?

I'm really itching to smack someone with a cane...looks like I'll have to start early.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:53 am
by _skippy the dead
Looks like I'll only make it to 83. Apparently I drink too often (a glass of wine or beer with dinner, I swear!).

If I cut out a glass or two a week, I'll get an extra 5 years. I'd rather enjoy a good cabernet now.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:49 am
by _gramps
Well, I get to live until November 21, 2049.

I'm going to live until the ripe old age of 92. Hummmh?

Don't know if I like that or not. At least, I will die on a Sunday. That should make it all a little nicer.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:52 am
by _Dr. Shades
My date of death is Sunday, July 24, 2050.

I'll be 81.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:46 pm
by _moksha
I have already expired.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:38 pm
by _The Nehor
Live to 99.....oh CRAP!!!!!! They're going to make me an Apostle or something. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember in Health Class we took a survey to determine out life expectancy. As a test I put myself down as morbidly obese, having about 25 diseases, about 50 unprotected sexual partners a year from each sex, took every drug in the test, smoked 30 packs a day, and was an active alcoholic. It gave me 13 months to live.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:51 pm
by _asbestosman
I'll be 90 or 92 depending on whether I bus or bike to work. If I get a sex-change operation, it looks like I can bump that up to 98, but I could also do that if I'd sport 2-3 times a week. If I did that and moved to a small town, I could live to be 99 like The Nehor. If I walked instad of biked, I could bump that up to 100.

The only question I have is, why would I want to live a long time when I'm old? If I could be 25 for 50 years, then I'd be all over that.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:16 pm
by _Sam Harris
moksha wrote:I have already expired.


WTF?