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Its his mad computer skillz. I'd turn off your computer before he starts recording you through reverse monitor polarization telemetry via the main card bus. It can happen!

Mercury wrote:Its his mad computer skillz. I'd turn off your computer before he starts recording you through reverse monitor polarization telemetry via the main card bus. It can happen!

I am root, bow down and worship me!

Polygamy Porter wrote:

Mercury wrote:Its his mad computer skillz. I'd turn off your computer before he starts recording you through reverse monitor polarization telemetry via the main card bus. It can happen!

I am root, bow down and worship me!

Please tell me you surf the web as root. Pretty please. It makes pwning people so much easier. >8D

asbestosman wrote:

Polygamy Porter wrote:

Mercury wrote:Its his mad computer skillz. I'd turn off your computer before he starts recording you through reverse monitor polarization telemetry via the main card bus. It can happen!

I am root, bow down and worship me!

Please tell me you surf the web as root. Pretty please. It makes pwning people so much easier. >8D

Duh?

Hows this? sudo /bin/rm -rf ~asbestosman

Edit to add, I remember a shirt from a few years ago. Simple black t-shirt with the command on it:

rm -rf /bin/laden

Polygamy Porter wrote:

asbestosman wrote:

Polygamy Porter wrote:

Mercury wrote:Its his mad computer skillz. I'd turn off your computer before he starts recording you through reverse monitor polarization telemetry via the main card bus. It can happen!

I am root, bow down and worship me!

Please tell me you surf the web as root. Pretty please. It makes pwning people so much easier. >8D

Duh?

Hows this? sudo /bin/rm -rf ~asbestosman

Edit to add, I remember a shirt from a few years ago. Simple black t-shirt with the command on it:

rm -rf /bin/laden

Funny Unix csh/sh commands:

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Merc wrote:Funny Unix csh/sh commands:

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

OK...I am a true computer geek. I had to keep from laughing out loud when I read this.

I love it, Merc!

:)