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Ahhh My lungs hurt. And are cold. It's not good. I am too cold for this. I will waste my brain cells and time another day also it is really late for me in my part of the universe. I am hacking into the earthly radio signals that travel between your planet and your satalites (which don't make any sense to me and my kind as most of them don't even do anything specific. And pollute our kingdom and so I was sent to get to know you to figure out why you are doing such things and harming our physicalities, but then I realise that you are all dumb nitwits and don't actually understand what the crud it is that you are doing but I think my fore fathers intend on doing away with you anyway just for revenge.... Maybe I should not have said that... Don't worry by the time they get here you will be dead anyway. They set off before my lifetime well before we became advanced enough to get in this way and so we as in the future generations are trying to protect you as we know destroying your planet will in effect destroy ourselves. Trying to tell them that then is difficult. But then maybe I should let you worry about your own problems, which clearly you are not educated enough to solve as of yet, but it honestly doesn't matter because you will be gone by the time you find all this out. Well not now that I have said....OHHHH Gosh what have I done??? any way back to what I was saying) that make all this possible. I am only beginning to learn the language you dialectize with one another. And it really is a waste of effort at times.

Will you please translate that for us once you come down from your "high?"

Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about George Washington trying to kill me.

Huh I was not on a high. I don't think there is any translation needed.

And why would you have nightmares Nehor.

Maybe I should read what it is that I wrote.

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Ahhh My lungs hurt. And are cold. It's not good. I am too cold for this. I will waste my brain cells and time another day also it is really late for me in my part of the world. I am only beginning to learn the language you dialectize with one another becaus eapparently I speak and write in a strange way that people don't understand. My Physics tutor came to me yesterday and asked if I was [......] I asked him how he knew and he said because I write the same way as I talk and I asked how he knew how I talk apparently everyone can hear me because I never shut up. But I don't make sence to most people and a lot of people have pointed this out. I haven't really been on here long enough for most of you guys to get to know me.
And it really is a waste of effort at times because I am finding it hard to understand what other people are saying because to me it means something totally different and that is why I was making out I was an alien or something. And once again I am writing in double meanings. Sorry my FRIEND if you are following this. It has become a habit, mainly because I don't want everyone to understand me but just those who understand I guess.

I see. I was just messing about. Or was I? I will edit the above so it might make more sence.

Imwashingmypirate wrote:I see. I was just messing about. Or was I? I will edit the above so it might make more sence.

Yes, please do. When you do so, remember to have a beginning, a middle, and an end.

Also remember to include "who," "what," "where," "when," "why," and "how."

I changed it. Look and see. The one you replied to.

It doesn't make any more sense now than it did before.

Are you implying that you believe you are not human but are an alien from another planet?

Ohh my crud are you serious. You are coming across as rather unintellegent at the moment. I thought you were greater than that. I shall spell it out for you.

Ohh my crud are you serious.

Yes, I am.

You are coming across as rather unintellegent at the moment.

I don't know if I'm unintelligent per se; I'm just too unintelligent to make heads or tails of your original post.

I thought you were greater than that.

You thought wrong.

I shall spell it out for you.

Please do. Most if not all other posters spell out what they mean; perhaps you should, too.