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um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball
Even though the sound of it is something that appalls
You can say it all you want within the bathrooms stalls
bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball

um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Because I didn't masturbate when I was just a lad
My marriage went and turned to poop and now I am so sad
But then one day I learned a word that healed my sexual fall
bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball

bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball
Even though the sound of it is something that appalls
You can say it all you want within the bathrooms stalls
bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball

um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

So when the Bishop says "confess" there's no need for dismay
Just remember what to say when you go out to play
But better use it carefully or it may change your life
You may wake up some sunny day with someone else's wife

Its bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball
Even though the sound of it is something that appalls
You can say it all you want within the bathrooms stalls
bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball

um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Oh! My! Coggies, this is creative genius.

Because I didn't masturbate when I was just a lad
My marriage went and turned to poop and now I am so sad
But then one day I learned a word that healed my sexual fall
bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdonutball

A slight modification. The song only works if the word is changed to bogglywooglywackocrapoweirdodonutball. Weirdonutball won't work. I just noticed that. Not using my glasses tonight. I hope changing the original word won't spoil the fun.

Haaaa LMPO

Not using my glasses tonight.

You should have listened to your mother.