Gad, the philosophy problem

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Gad, the philosophy problem

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I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you.

Jersey Girl
:-P

p.s. I also hate the clock to the right of me, the clock on my computer and the clock on this board because none of them agree.

Okay, I'm going now.
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Oh, thank God I'm not the only one. :)
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I hate white shirts.
I hate wooden sticks.
I hate tanks.
I even hate the Elder's Quorum president.

Mostly, I hate Gad.
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Jersey Girl wrote:I hate white shirts.
I hate wooden sticks.
I hate tanks.
I even hate the Elder's Quorum president.

Mostly, I hate Gad.


Well I hate those freaking BYU professors of logic and whatnot that knew why they needed to whisper to each other. HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW? I mean, WHAT is the deal? I mean, OMG -- this is driving me nuts. I seriously, need to go to sleep. I certainly hope I need no inner working of the LDS framework to get the point of this. If so, I'm just going to be pissed.
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I hate philosophy
I hate causality
I hate FARMS and I hate FAIR
I hate anti-Mormons
I hate Woody Allen
I hate the IRA

I hate you Gad beyond all measure. But how would you know? You're sleeping, right?
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Post by _ludwigm »

I don't hate anybody.
I like everybody.
I love ... er ... umm ... sorry, I hate exaggeration.

The Scriptures say I should do this.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Gad, the philosophy problem

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Jersey Girl wrote:I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you.


What's there to think about? The philosophy problem is insanely simple.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Re: Gad, the philosophy problem

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you.


What's there to think about? The philosophy problem is insanely simple.


And now I hate you. :)
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Re: Gad, the philosophy problem

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Moniker wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you.


What's there to think about? The philosophy problem is insanely simple.


Just an hour! come on, you can't hate me for that. I've thought about it for many, many hours until at least 3:00 a.m. The original problem, which I will post on a later date is even more seductive then my somewhat awkward re-cast.
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Re: Gad, the philosophy problem

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you.


What's there to think about? The philosophy problem is insanely simple.


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I want you to know I've been thinking about it for an hour now.
I want you to know that it's almost 1:50 a.m.
I want you to know that I now hate you
And I hate Shades
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