Bond flirting take12

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Moniker wrote:I don't think I've been man bashing? Wellll... perhaps like "young" man bashing. My bad. I just gotta say I'd rather be by my lonesome than entertain a 18-25 year old.


[austinpowersvoice]

Ouch baby! Very ouch!

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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Moniker wrote:I don't think I've been man bashing? Wellll... perhaps like "young" man bashing. My bad. I just gotta say I'd rather be by my lonesome than entertain a 18-25 year old.


[austinpowersvoice]

Ouch baby! Very ouch!

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Oh! I almost make exceptions. ;)

by the way, you entertain me -- not vice versa. :)
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Moniker wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Moniker wrote:I don't think I've been man bashing? Wellll... perhaps like "young" man bashing. My bad. I just gotta say I'd rather be by my lonesome than entertain a 18-25 year old.


[austinpowersvoice]

Ouch baby! Very ouch!

[/apv]


Oh! I almost make exceptions. ;)

by the way, you entertain me -- not vice versa. :)


Well I think it's a symbiotic relationship.....(it's 1:48...if symbiotic isn't a word then insert "reciprocal" or somethin) ;P
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Isn't this the point where Shades shows up and says:

"Will you two stop flirting and just hook up and pop the evergrowing bubble of pent up Internet passionate tension!"

(I'm out of it...freaking caffeeine)
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Missed you... the other day I sorta got an odd flutter in my tummy thinking about where'd Bond go? Then I did a *duh* and recalled you were on vacation. Try not to do that again. Okey dokey?
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Moniker wrote:Missed you... the other day I sorta got an odd flutter in my tummy thinking about where'd Bond go? Then I did a *duh* and recalled you were on vacation. Try not to do that again. Okey dokey?



*Bond ponders on that flutter...but will not say anything dirty as part of a New Years Resolution pledge*
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Isn't this the point where Shades shows up and says:

"Will you two stop flirting and just hook up and pop the evergrowing bubble of pent up Internet passionate tension!"

(I'm out of it...freaking caffeeine)


I'm always outta it. I certainly hope Shades doesn't say that. Cause yanno... I'm still mending 2 broken hearts (is that possible?!) and well I'm feeling sorta vindictive and catty -- and well... I plan on torturing the next man that stumbles into my path. :)
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*stops in midstep right in front of her path and then runs away screaming to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner"*
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You should probably put on your mod hat and split our comments. Cause, well... my New Years Resolution was to not be so silly in every single thread. And well, I'll start that tomorrow. I know it must annoy the hell out of people. Sorry!
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Moniker wrote:I certainly hope Shades doesn't say that. Cause yanno... I'm still mending 2 broken hearts (is that possible?!) and well I'm feeling sorta vindictive and catty -- and well... I plan on torturing the next man that stumbles into my path. :)


I think that means you got 4 quarters of a heart...or perhaps 3 thirds (maybe one half was broken again but the other half was alright.)....

WAIT A TICK!

Vindicative catty torture?!?...SOMEBODY GET THAT WATERHOSE READY FOR OLE BOND!



(Also wondering if a once broken heart can be mended...a twice broken heart probably would require major surgery or perhaps a Prince Charming sort of man sprung straight outta a soap opera)
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