Lady pants and harness combination (inquiry)

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:20 am

So...suppose you had an incontinent female dog who kept chewing off her diapers. Don't you think a combination of doggie "lady pants" hooked up to a dog harness with some sort of garter would do the trick? I ask on behalf of a friend....

Jersey Girl

Post by **_moksha** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:15 am

Once you get dogs in garters were will it stop? Fishnet stockings are not the solution.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:03 am

moksha wrote:Once you get dogs in garters were will it stop? Fishnet stockings are not the solution.

What about pantyhose? Wouldn't that work? You could cut the feet out of the panty hose...or kids tights (!!!)...and shimmy them up on the dog, insert a diaper and that oughtta do it, no?

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:43 pm

Your dog wears nappies? I don't think I have ever seen or heard of a dog wearing a nappy. You could just take it outside on a regular basis till it knows it should go outside. Is your avatar a picture of your dog?

Pirate.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:36 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Your dog wears nappies? I don't think I have ever seen or heard of a dog wearing a nappy. You could just take it outside on a regular basis till it knows it should go outside. Is your avatar a picture of your dog?

Pirate.

No. The incontinent dog is not my dog.

No. The dog in the AV is not my dog...but it looks exactly like one of my dogs.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:27 pm

Oh. Oh I didn't read the thing properly, I thought it was just a regular dog.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:54 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Oh. Oh I didn't read the thing properly, I thought it was just a regular dog.

It's a friend's dog but I tell you, my female dogs do wear "lady pants" ;-) when they have their period. The lady pants are like little denim panties and there's a place to stick on a maxi pad. I kid you not! These are dogs who also wear "fairy wings", bumble bee constumes and reindeer antlers so, hey....it's no big deal! The little stinkers actually like the costumes!

Don't even get me started or you'll see how weird I really am!

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:34 pm

Awe bless. That makes sense though, but if you get them dressed you won't have that problem. Americans do like to go all out on things like that don't they? The most I have seen a dao wear is a bandana around it's neck. Except on TV. "The Dog Wisperer". ARGHHH THIS WAR GAME IS DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And EXHALE. I don't want to go against anyone. And everyone want's to be my allie almost. I don't know who to go with. If I only know who was who then it would be much easier.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:04 am

There are many lovely options for a pet in this condition...

BELOVED PET DOG URN

Sleeping winged dog atop a rock-like promontory. Either in pearl white or golden pearl finish with gold wings. The rock-like urn is dark grey with black highlights and lettering. Glazed inside for moisture resistance and a decorative finish on the exterior. Recommended for indoor use only.

Size:
8 1/2" long by 6 1/2" high by 4 3/4" deep

Cost:
$95.00 plus tax - includes a plaque of your choice with up to 4 lines of text and paw print, or the pet's name and year can be etched in black lettering.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:35 am

Gazelam wrote:There are many lovely options for a pet in this condition...

BELOVED PET DOG URN

Sleeping winged dog atop a rock-like promontory. Either in pearl white or golden pearl finish with gold wings. The rock-like urn is dark grey with black highlights and lettering. Glazed inside for moisture resistance and a decorative finish on the exterior. Recommended for indoor use only.

Size:
8 1/2" long by 6 1/2" high by 4 3/4" deep

Cost:
$95.00 plus tax - includes a plaque of your choice with up to 4 lines of text and paw print, or the pet's name and year can be etched in black lettering.

What's that? An urn to hold cremains? My friend obviously loves her dog, Gaz. Do you want people to think you're an insensitive jerk? Stop it. Stop it now.