The Ryme of the Ancient Masturbator

Post by **_Coggins7** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:53 am

If you libs can't extend a thread with this title out to 10 or 12 pages, you're losing your touch...

Post by **_Coggins7** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:53 am

No pun intended...

Post by **_Scottie** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:56 am

[Moved to off topic]

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:28 am

Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):

There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:18 am

Oh man, I am ROTFLMAO, Some Schmo!!

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 am

There once was a kid named coggy
Incessantly he did flog his froggie
He wiped off his quim
and he said with a grin
My dad usually likes to do it doggie

Post by **_Imapiratewasher** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:22 pm

Urgh... I must have written this in my sleep.

Post by **_Mercury** » Mon May 05, 2008 3:39 am

Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):

There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.

There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1

Post by **_Scottie** » Mon May 05, 2008 3:48 am

Mercury wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):

There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.

There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1

WOW!! That was...umm...so disturbing yet so funny.

Post by **_Mercury** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:15 am

Scottie wrote:
Mercury wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):

There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.

There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1

WOW!! That was...umm...so disturbing yet so funny.

part two is the next video on the rotation