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The Ryme of the Ancient Masturbator

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:53 am
by _Coggins7
If you libs can't extend a thread with this title out to 10 or 12 pages, you're losing your touch...

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:53 am
by _Coggins7
No pun intended...

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:56 am
by _Scottie
[Moved to off topic]

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:28 am
by _Some Schmo
Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):


There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:18 am
by _Dr. Shades
Oh man, I am ROTFLMAO, Some Schmo!!

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 am
by _Mercury
There once was a kid named coggy
Incessantly he did flog his froggie
He wiped off his quim
and he said with a grin
My dad usually likes to do it doggie

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:22 pm
by _Imapiratewasher
Urgh... I must have written this in my sleep.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:39 am
by _Mercury
Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):


There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.


There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:48 am
by _Scottie
Mercury wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):


There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.


There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1


WOW!! That was...umm...so disturbing yet so funny.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:15 am
by _Mercury
Scottie wrote:
Mercury wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Some people like to spell it "rhyme" but I'll give it a shot (pun intended):


There once was this strange coggins kid,
You wouldn't believe what he did,
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded...
If only he'd just milked his squid.


There is a video short done by the south park guys concerning this subject. Be warned...foulness be located within:

http://www.dugged.com/watch/c298ab50293adfecb7b1/Princess-#1


WOW!! That was...umm...so disturbing yet so funny.


part two is the next video on the rotation