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Hey everyone, I won't be online here for a while (at least a month or two) and perhaps I might leave forever starting late tomorrow.

So, a few messages:

Merc, it's been fun sparring with you when you didn't infuriate me. Hope you find joy in life.

Liz, thanks for your kindness and the complimentary loincloth.

Moniker, thanks for your compassion and sweetness.

Scratch, best of luck to you. I will never hear the word nebbish without thinking of you.

Coggins, many of your songs made me laugh when I needed it.

Beastie, Jersey Girl, TD, Skippy, and others I offended recently, sorry about my juvenile/childish sense of humor that was enjoying itself too much.

Shades and Keene, thanks for the board.

Belial, thanks to my friend for assisting me in that joy.

Runtu, if you see this I missed you.

LOAP, keep the zaniness of Apologetics around.

Tal, thanks for giving me something to think about. I wish I could have spent more time talking with you but it's too difficult to not crack jokes so I tried to avoid it.

Rcrocket, keep the flame lit.

JAK, still waiting for proof that you exist.

Moksha, I'm going to miss your avatar and comments.

That's all the people I can think of off the top of my head. To the rest, have a great time and may you not all die of alien impregnation.

I'll monitor a few threads tomorrow but....

Bye.

When will Belial blow a trumpet as your herald? Do you want me to have rose petals to shower you with as your new sock puppet makes halfwitty comments to the peaceful inhabitants of Shady Acres?

See you in a month.

Mercury wrote:When will Belial blow a trumpet as your herald? Do you want me to have rose petals to shower you with as your new sock puppet makes halfwitty comments to the peaceful inhabitants of Shady Acres?

See you in a month.

I'm allergic to roses, no thanks.

See you in a month or two.

Since you're leaving, can you at least nominate LifeOnAPlate to be the next whipping boy? I'd rather have him be the token depraved Mormon punching bag than me if you're not around.

asbestosman wrote:Since you're leaving, can you at least nominate LifeOnAPlate to be the next whipping boy? I'd rather have him be the token depraved Mormon punching bag than me if you're not around.

I thought Coggins was the whipping boy???? Wow, I must have a high pain tolerance if it was me all this time and I never even noticed.....weird.

The Nehor wrote:

asbestosman wrote:Since you're leaving, can you at least nominate LifeOnAPlate to be the next whipping boy? I'd rather have him be the token depraved Mormon punching bag than me if you're not around.

I thought Coggins was the whipping boy???? Wow, I must have a high pain tolerance if it was me all this time and I never even noticed.....weird.

Definitions of masochist on the Web:

* A person who likes pain and gets sexual excitement/satisfaction from it. There are different kinds of masochists. ...
www.aslavesheart.com/dictionary.html

* someone who obtains pleasure from receiving punishment
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Adios, muchacho! I gather that you are setting off for a very, very long consultation with Domokun. I hope it all works out for you, my dear Nehor.

Mister Scratch wrote:Adios, muchacho! I gather that you are setting off for a very, very long consultation with Domokun. I hope it all works out for you, my dear Nehor.

Since Nehor is leaving, can we have our smilies back Shades?