Elder Shades Gone Wild

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_Dr. Shades
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Elder Shades Gone Wild

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In today's entry in my weblog (for August 04, 1990), I tell how I commit my first major sin as a missionary. I won't ruin the surprise by posting about it here.

Anyway, now I'm curious about what, if anything, was going through Shoko's mind. Therefore, I'd like to get a woman's perspective:

To all the women reading this, do you think what she did was completely and totally innocent, or was I right to read something more into it? Also, would you have done what she did? Why or why not?

Thanks in advance for any and all input.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Post by _The Nehor »

That was your first major sin?

WOW......By your standards, I was a horrible missionary :(
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Post by _JonasS »

I think you read too much into it. Sorry, but I do.
"HOW DARE YOU KEEP US WAITING!!!!! I demand you post right this very instant or I'll... I'll... I'll hold my breath until I slump over and bang my head against the keyboard resulting in me posting something along the lines of "SR Wphgohbrfg76hou7wbn.xdf87e4iubnaelghe45auhnea4iunh eb9uih t4e9h eibn z"! "-- Angus McAwesome (Jul 21/08 11:51 pm)
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Post by _JonasS »

I was expecting something mroe shock horror, missionaries have done far worse in the UK, there was a woman in my home town in Sland that ended up having a baby with all the missionaries she would sleep with, but apparently she was a hottie. I have heard of missionaries playing twister with young girls.
"HOW DARE YOU KEEP US WAITING!!!!! I demand you post right this very instant or I'll... I'll... I'll hold my breath until I slump over and bang my head against the keyboard resulting in me posting something along the lines of "SR Wphgohbrfg76hou7wbn.xdf87e4iubnaelghe45auhnea4iunh eb9uih t4e9h eibn z"! "-- Angus McAwesome (Jul 21/08 11:51 pm)
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

The Nehor wrote:That was your first major sin?


"First" being the key word here.

WOW......By your standards, I was a horrible missionary :(


Why? Did you do something worse?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Post by _TrashcanMan79 »

Dr. Shades wrote:Did you do something worse?


I had to chuckle when I read your first "major" sin. In my first area, I was watching tv, movies (including R-rated), listening to "worldly" music, masturbating, and sleeping in. In my second area, I was doing all of the above plus skipping church. In my third area, I broke the word of wisdom, partook of pornographic goodness, gambled, and had phone sex with my ex back home. In my fourth and final area, I got tattooed and got sent home - ten months early.

Good times....
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Post by _Mercury »

The Nehor wrote:That was your first major sin?

WOW......By your standards, I was a horrible missionary :(


Don't beat yourself up. Everybody jerked off in the shower.
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Post by _The Nehor »

Dr. Shades wrote:
The Nehor wrote:That was your first major sin?


"First" being the key word here.

WOW......By your standards, I was a horrible missionary :(


Why? Did you do something worse?


Yes, and Merc did not peg it.
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Post by _moksha »

The Nehor wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
The Nehor wrote:That was your first major sin?


"First" being the key word here.

WOW......By your standards, I was a horrible missionary :(


Why? Did you do something worse?


Yes, and Merc did not peg it.


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Post by _Gazelam »

This is the first entry of your journal I've read Shades. Very cool.

I see nothing wrong with the holding hands thing. The flirty squeeze thing was a touch bad, but you sound like you were being good overall.

No sin.

Foreworks show sounds awesome.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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