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Someone Explain Sam's Sig Line to Me

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:29 pm
by _TrashcanMan79
Because I honestly don't get it. Not one bit.

"You may be a fundy atheist if... When you watch a punt returner run a 93 yard touchdown, you marvel at what evolution has done for the human race. But when someone gets cancer, you blame God for it."

Maybe I'm too close to being a fundy atheist myself to appreciate the satire, but why would we blame God for cancer when we don't believe God exists? Also, a punt returner has never really caused me to "marvel at what evolution has done for the human race," but maybe that's just me.

Anyone who gets it, throw me a bone.

Thanks!

=)


Edited to fix the mistake that will forever live in Paul Kemp's pre-edit quote of me. Oh well.

Re: Someone Explain Sam's Sig Line to Me

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:35 pm
by _Paul Kemp
TrashcanMan79 wrote:Because I honestly don't get it. Not one bit.

"You may be a fundy atheist if... When you watch a punt returner run a 93 yard touchdown, you marvel at what evolution has done for the human race. But when someone gets cancer, you blame God for it."[

Maybe I'm too close to being a fundy atheist myself to appreciate the satire, by why would we blame God for cancer when we don't believe God exists?


I wondered the same thing. You have to consider the source though, www.tektonics.org, before you try and make sense of something that makes no sense.


Also, a punt returner has never really caused me to "marvel at what evolution has done for the human race," but maybe that's just me.


I know, who cares about punt returners, right? I marvel at what evolution has done for the human race when I look at the sexy little administrative assistant in our office, but never when I watch what the worst player on the football field is doing.

And I don't blame God for cancer. What a quote. I think Sam Harris probably just googled fundamental atheist and clicked the first sponsored link.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:24 am
by _TrashcanMan79
Well, at least it's not just me. I hesitated before posting that because I was afraid I just wasn't clever enough to catch the humor, but now I feel a bit more confident in my initial assessment that it makes no sense whatsoever.

But then again, maybe you're just not clever enough to get it either!

:-D

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:19 am
by _Dr. Shades
Don't feel bad. I didn't (and still don't) get it, either.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:42 pm
by _JonasS
Well, I get it. To me it makes sense, perhaps someone like me wrote it. heheh,e,..

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:51 pm
by _Scottie
I wonder if it has to do with "there are no atheists in foxholes" kind of thinking.

That atheists are only atheists until they need to turn to God. It's easy to be an atheist when you're sitting fat and happy, safe in your recliner watching TV. But as soon as life gets hard, a lot of atheists will call on God to help them. Or blame God for their misfortune.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:08 pm
by _Sam Harris
I don't think that this site was the first one I came across when googling "fundamentalist atheism", in fact I think there were a few sites saying there was no such thing.

I have to agree with the statement about not blaming God for cancer when you don't believe in God, but I've seen too many atheists, remember, those people who don't believe in God, make statements to the effect of, "well, why didn't God do this?". Um, newsflash, you don't believe in God...so the question is moot.

But I have to stop and think about what complete and utter jackasses fundamentalist atheists are, just like fundamentalist Christians. Both are so SURE their views are right, and they have little time, tolerance, or respect for differing opinioins.

I thought that the parodies on the actual site I linked were funny. And a few of them make valid points about the rediculous nature of rabid atheism, this belief that there is no God because things don't go the way you want them to.

I have a tumor near my pituitary gland, a clot somewhere back there in the left side of my brain, grew up in horrific circumstances, could possibly die of a stroke bearing my child, not to mention other health problems that have arisen...but I do not and never have thought that because of my personal drama, there is no God. And no, I didn't develop a belief in God due to fear of death, I've already had someone here accuse me of that. And, no, God is not some thumb I like to suck. But I also separate God from RELIGION....something many fundie athiests cannot do, but their beliefs are in a way a religion. They worship gods like Harris and Dawkins, and swear up and down that anyone who doesn't is already in a hell of their own making.

Some of my favorite quotes from that website (and when Kemp graduates from high school, he can feel free to comment on the quality of someone else's website...until then stick to myspace, they lay it all out for you, hon):

Although you've memorized a half a dozen proofs that He doesn't exist, you still think you're God's gift to the ignorant masses.

You consistently deny the existence of God because you personally have never seen him but you reject out of hand personal testimony from theists who claim to have experienced God as a reality in their lives.


You call a view held by less than ten percent of the American public "common sense".


For Kemp: You're a spoiled fifteen year old boy who lives in the suburbs and you go into a chat room to declare that, "I know there is no God because no loving God would allow anyone to suffer as much as I...hold on. My cell phone's ringing."

My ultimate favorite: You blame God for the starvation, sickness, pain and suffering in the world...when, indeed, it is MAN's greed, politics, selfishness and apathy that not only causes, but also ignores the sick and the starving masses. We aren't our brothers' keepers....but we should be.

You contend that no war in history has ever been created by non-belief. Yet, when you are told that 176 million people lost their lives in wars during the last century, created by non-believers like Stalin, Lenin, Mao and Hitler, to name only a few, you reply that those wars fought were fought in the name of ideology and not 'atheism' as atheists "…don't fly planes into buildings or start wars."

You lump all Christians in with whatever religious fruitcake is the flavour of the month, while living with the delusion that there are no atheistic weirdos out there.


Fundy atheists go on and on about how horrible all theists are, but they are just as bigoted as the people they condemn. That's my ultimate point. Set an example instead of running your mouths.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:17 pm
by _Angus McAwesome
Sam Harris wrote:I have to agree with the statement about not blaming God for cancer when you don't believe in God, but I've seen too many atheists, remember, those people who don't believe in God, make statements to the effect of, "well, why didn't God do this?". Um, newsflash, you don't believe in God...so the question is moot.


Why is it a moot question? It's perfectly fine for Christians to profess their belief and question the beliefs of atheists with "well god DOESN'T exist how come...", but it's wrong if atheist do the same because they don't believe in god? Explain to me how that works, guy.


Sam Harris wrote:But I have to stop and think about what complete and utter jackasses fundamentalist atheists are, just like fundamentalist Christians. Both are so SURE their views are right, and they have little time, tolerance, or respect for differing opinioins.


This is really hilarious as all the "examples" of a "fundamentalist atheist" all involve the atheist making a rational, secular statement and then following it with a statement that would indicate they actually believe in god, which would make them not an atheist at all.

Also, can you establish what the fundamentals of atheism are so we can have an idea of what exactly a "fundamentalist atheist" is?


Sam Harris wrote:I thought that the parodies on the actual site I linked were funny. And a few of them make valid points about the ridiculous nature of rabid atheism, this belief that there is no God because things don't go the way you want them to.


To bad they go about making those points in irrational, illogical, and quite frankly dishonest ways.


Sam Harris wrote:But I also separate God from RELIGION....something many fundie athiests cannot do, but their beliefs are in a way a religion.


Ok, how does that work? What is Christianity without god? Separating god from your religion would essentially render you a Sunday social club, as without God included in the deal then the entire belief structure has not reason for being. Seriously, don't believe me? Try reciting the Lord's Prayer without mentioning the Lord.


Sam Harris wrote:They worship gods like Harris and Dawkins, and swear up and down that anyone who doesn't is already in a hell of their own making.


Can you name some people that actually deify Dr. Dawkins or Mr. Harris? I've read books written by both men, and far from worshiping them in anyway, I find that I agree with quite a few of their arguments and still remain critical of those arguments that I don't agree with.

That right there is to me the biggest difference between the rational secular mind and the irrational religious mind. I can accept criticism of the major works of my philosophy because I can find things to be critical of in them myself. The religious mind can't really do the same with their scriptures without undermining their entire system of belief.

Sam Harris wrote:Some of my favorite quotes from that website (and when Kemp graduates from high school, he can feel free to comment on the quality of someone else's website...until then stick to myspace, they lay it all out for you, hon):


Watch closely as I destroy the follow idiotic statements, folks...


Although you've memorized a half a dozen proofs that He doesn't exist, you still think you're God's gift to the ignorant masses.


This one is contradictory, as it starts with an "atheist" that has proofs that god doesn't exit and then claims that the same atheist thinks he is "god's gift", indicating that the "atheist" used in the statement really does believe in god. Which would make them, you know, NOT an atheist.


You consistently deny the existence of God because you personally have never seen him but you reject out of hand personal testimony from theists who claim to have experienced God as a reality in their lives.


Denying the existence of something for which there is not actual evidence for is rational. Dismissing the claims of people who say they have seen something for which there is no evidence for is also rational. By this statement's logic, since I deny that Big Foot exists and deny the claims of people who say that Big Foot does exist, I am wrong for asking them to provide evidence of Big Foot.


You call a view held by less than ten percent of the American public "common sense".


Wow, right here we've got ourselves a real live appeal to popularity fallacy. Because the mob is always right, amirite? I mean, the majority has never been wrong about things like the world being flat, the universe being geocentric, or that black people are that color because they are descended from some guy mentioned in the Bible that killed his brother. All of those are examples of things that the majority of religious people of one denomination or another of Christian has held to be true until someone beat them about the head with evidence to the point where they could no longer deny that their previous views were false.

Like the old saying goes, common sense isn't common.


You're a spoiled fifteen year old boy who lives in the suburbs and you go into a chat room to declare that, "I know there is no God because no loving God would allow anyone to suffer as much as I...hold on. My cell phone's ringing."


Ad hominem much? So the atheist in this example is wrong because he's:

A. 15 years old.

B. lives in the suburbs.

C. stopped chatting long enough to answer their phone.

D. all of the above.

None of which actually addresses the premise that god doesn't exist, isn't loving if he does exist, and does allow people to suffer if he does exist, and instead attacks the person. And people wonder why I make fun of religious folk with the same irrational mindset as you appear to have.


You contend that no war in history has ever been created by non-belief. Yet, when you are told that 176 million people lost their lives in wars during the last century, created by non-believers like Stalin, Lenin, Mao and Hitler, to name only a few, you reply that those wars fought were fought in the name of ideology and not 'atheism' as atheists "…don't fly planes into buildings or start wars."


Fun Facts!

Stalin was the leader of a nation that was attacked by another during the Second World War! So saying he created a war is pretty damned stupid, ain't it.

Adolf Hitler was a devout Lutheran his entire life, even citing Martin Luther as being a great warrior, a true statesmen, and a great reformer, alongside Wagner and Frederick the Great in his book Mein Kampf. In fact, Christian influence can be seen through out the history of the national Socialist Party in everything from Lutheran influences on Nazi politics to the motto "Got mit uns" on the belt buckles of the Wehrmacht.

Chairman Mao waged war against the Imperial Japanese who has invaded his country, so saying he started that war is pretty damned stupid too.

The only war Vladimir Lenin started played a part in starting was influencing the ideology of the Bolshevik movement that forced the abdication of Tsar Nicholas II, which had nothign to do with religious views at all.

How ever, if you want to tally up the body count of just Christianity since it's inception, I think you'll find the body count to be quite a bit higher then the 176 million you claim were killed by warfare in the 20th Century. If we add in other religions the numbers just go up from there. In any case, claiming that atheism or even secularism started wars is just as irrational as saying that religion caused all wars.


Sam Harris wrote:Fundy atheists go on and on about how horrible all theists are, but they are just as bigoted as the people they condemn. That's my ultimate point. Set an example instead of running your mouths.


I could say the same to most any Christian I've ever met that keeps trying to tell me about their wonderful religion, yet fails utterly to provide an example by living up to the tenant of their faith.


TL;DR version: You're obviously butthurt about there being anyone that questions your faith. Get used to it learn to hold a rational dialogue with them instead of pulling out irrational ad hominems and appeals to popularity. Seriously, WTF is a "fundimental atheist" anyways?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:12 pm
by _Paul Kemp
Sam Harris wrote:I have a tumor near my pituitary gland, a clot somewhere back there in the left side of my brain, grew up in horrific circumstances, could possibly die of a stroke bearing my child, not to mention other health problems that have arisen...


It's hard to feel bad for someone who can't type a post that doesn't trumpet how hard you've had it... Really, do you have to slip something that happened to you into every thread you comment on?

The straw man that people don't believe in god because "bad things" happen isn't getting you anywhere. I'd drop it if I were you.
Some of my favorite quotes from that website


Surprise!!!

(and when Kemp graduates from high school, he can feel free to comment on the quality of someone else's website...until then stick to myspace, they lay it all out for you, hon):


It makes it especially hard to feel bad for someone when they can't help from insulting others they don't know. Especially when they haven't even finished their online degree and tell others they should "go finish college" first. Even the University of Phoenix is too hard for some people, I guess. Hon.

Although you've memorized a half a dozen proofs that He doesn't exist, you still think you're God's gift to the ignorant masses. You consistently deny the existence of God because you personally have never seen him but you reject out of hand personal testimony from theists who claim to have experienced God as a reality in their lives.


I guess I shouldn't be surpised when we see narcissism in someone who thinks the Universe was created with them in mind, but man! Sam Harris is just too much. (ironic name, wouldn't you say! Maybe that's why she's so mad?)

You call a view held by less than ten percent of the American public "common sense".


Check your stats, hon.

For Kemp: You're a spoiled fifteen year old boy who lives in the suburbs and you go into a chat room to declare that, "I know there is no God because no loving God would allow anyone to suffer as much as I...hold on. My cell phone's ringing."


For that angry troll, Sam Harris:
No, I'm actually not any of the above. And is this a chat room? You are funny, whoever you are.

I'm glad you've taken up mind reading, is that an online course as well? Print out your post and read it in a couple of days. Let me know if it doesn't embarrass you to read what you've written.

The rest of your quotes are garbage, something to expect from that trash pile website for fundy christians. Hardly worth a response or the attention of a college graduate.

/indulging "sam harris" and her trollery

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:33 pm
by _Angus McAwesome
Paul Kemp wrote:
Sam Harris wrote:I have a tumor near my pituitary gland, a clot somewhere back there in the left side of my brain, grew up in horrific circumstances, could possibly die of a stroke bearing my child, not to mention other health problems that have arisen...


It's hard to feel bad for someone who can't type a post that doesn't trumpet how hard you've had it... Really, do you have to slip something that happened to you into every thread you comment on?


Man, I missed that bit on my last go through...

Harris, answer me a question. Did you know about all of those medical conditions prior to trying to conceive a child? Because if the answer's yes, then I'd have to question your sense of responsibility. I mean, after all, what sort of rational and responsible person tries to conceive a child with medical conditions that can not only endanger their life (leaving the kid with one less parent), but also present problems with the child being born healthy or even long term medical effects for the child?

Also, you say that you don't blame god for all of that. Does that mean that if you give birth to a healthy child and manage to do so surviving in good health yourself that you will give the credit to god? What about about the doctors, nurses, and medical science in general? After all, they were the ones that actually did the hard work. Last time I checked, God wasn't an M.D. and didn't work in any hospital or private practice I'm aware of (though there is an old Med School joke about God. What's the difference between a Surgeon and God? God doesn't think he's a Surgeon.).