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Advice for Sam Harris on her upcoming motherhood
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:46 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:50 pm
by _Sam Harris
Oh my gosh, Shades! I'm crying over here. I'll have to show these to Steve. LOL!!!
Darn, and I was hoping I could get him to nurse the baby... :D
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:10 am
by _msnobody
My daughter and I like that. in my opinion, the wheel of responsibility would come in handy.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:01 am
by _Angus McAwesome
I love how every last one of those "dos and don'ts" the Somethingawful.com watermark has been edited out. Photoshop Phriday FTW!
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:10 am
by _moksha
msnobody wrote:My daughter and I like that.
Mine too. She especially liked the one of the baby in the grocery cart the wrong way.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:38 pm
by _skippy the dead
Angus McAwesome wrote:I love how every last one of those "dos and don'ts" the Somethingawful.com watermark has been edited out. Photoshop Phriday FTW!
Huh? These are actually from
a book.
The same folks also have some Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips:
(I'm sure more can be found on the interwebs)
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:47 pm
by _Sam Harris
LOL, I was gonna wear a bikini during my pregnancy, but not a thong. I do NOT like the feeling of something riding up my butt...
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:11 pm
by _skippy the dead
moksha wrote:Mine too. She especially liked the one of the baby in the grocery cart the wrong way.
There are actually a few "don'ts" that I may have done. Not saying which ones.
But the kids seem to have survived my parenting so far. I figure what doesn't kill them only makes them stronger.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:38 pm
by _Sam Harris
Can Steve nurse the baby? Seriously, because 2 am feedings are scary to me...
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:44 pm
by _skippy the dead
Sam Harris wrote:Can Steve nurse the baby? Seriously, because 2 am feedings are scary to me...
Sorta - just pump a bit, stick it in the fridge and let him warm it up to give to the little critter (warm up under running hot water, never in the microwave - that kills off the nutrients).
If you're lucky like me, you can doze and nurse at the same time (should I tell you how my oldest would "self serve" nurse during the night, sometimes without me having to wake up all the way? it might be TMI).
The 2am feedings aren't that bad. Besides, as your pregnancy progresses, you'll be getting up around then to pee (assuming you can even sleep), so your body will be used to the sleep disruption.
Good times!
