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Asimov's Thirty Laws of Robotics
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:21 pm
by _cksalmon
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:51 pm
by _silentkid
My favorite:
14. A robot must harm my ridiculous hooker ex-wife, Brandi Asimov, whenever possible, because she does not count as a human being because she has no soul.
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:00 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:02 am
by _cksalmon
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:21 am
by _skippy the dead
Pretty much every line of every song is awesome.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:50 am
by _KimberlyAnn
Funny robot humor! I like FotC, too.
My oldest daughter, Courtney, loves robots. I ordered her this cool robot lamp from Lowe's.
Everyone should have one.
http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=p ... lpage=none
KA
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:59 am
by _silentkid
Bret, You've got it Going On
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:11 am
by _cksalmon
Re: Bret, You've got it Going On
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:13 am
by _Bond...James Bond
cksalmon wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo&feature=related
I love the trailoff...
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.