My New Dating Strategy

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_The Nehor
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My New Dating Strategy

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Porter has pointed out that I need to get married so I've decided to revise my strategy for getting dates. I'm thinking of emulating this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTE-ig7 ... re=related

Any feedback on this approach?
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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Going for the woman with the best looks and lowest self esteem?

Have you been listening to Tom Lykis?

That was pretty funny though. Is that a British show?
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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Beware: woman with low self-esteem = high maintanance. You have been warned.
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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Ha! Pretty funny. Great video.

In all seriousness, though, Nehor, you seem like a really nice, attractive guy when you're not being obnoxious online. I know you were seriously hurt after your serious relationship that didn't work out, but are there any serious prospects? I'm a hopeless romantic. ;)
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The Nehor wrote:Porter has pointed out that I need to get married so I've decided to revise my strategy for getting dates. I'm thinking of emulating this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTE-ig7 ... re=related

Any feedback on this approach?

I have merely pointed out the fact that you are not following the counsel of the men that you defend.
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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Gazelam wrote:Going for the woman with the best looks and lowest self esteem?



Best looks? Where? I saw a mediocre frumpy woman, did you watch a different video that the one in Neh's link?
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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Gazelam wrote:Going for the woman with the best looks and lowest self esteem?

Have you been listening to Tom Lykis?

That was pretty funny though. Is that a British show?


Yeah, it's a British show. I've thought about making a sockpuppet with a personality like this guy from the same show but haven't got around to it yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDndcxH-O4&NR=1

"Who the hell did you think you were going to say hi to? The Lord your God? Because I'm not sure you've lived lives worthy of his attention." I need to find some opportunity to use that line.......
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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liz3564 wrote:Ha! Pretty funny. Great video.

In all seriousness, though, Nehor, you seem like a really nice, attractive guy when you're not being obnoxious online. I know you were seriously hurt after your serious relationship that didn't work out, but are there any serious prospects? I'm a hopeless romantic. ;)


There is one possibly serious prospect but it's too early to say.
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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collegeterrace wrote:I have merely pointed out the fact that you are not following the counsel of the men that you defend.


The counsel is to find a mate you can live with that is not taken already. I could get married next month if all I needed was a random woman who happened to have a Temple Recommend.
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Re: My New Dating Strategy

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The Nehor wrote:
collegeterrace wrote:I have merely pointed out the fact that you are not following the counsel of the men that you defend.


The counsel is to find a mate you can live with that is not taken already. I could get married next month if all I needed was a random woman who happened to have a Temple Recommend.

Move to happy-hunting-valley for one month. You will at least find a Sweet Spirit® BYU Coed. She might not be fit, or pretty, but she will have everything the brethren want you to have, only one set of earrings, childbearing hips, and that temple recommend.

The place is crawling with em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQEw8-KNKHs

If she is not attractive, do not worry. Remember this life is VERY short! While forcing yourself on her on your honeymoon night at the Provo Super 8, just clinch your eyes shut and keep thinking about the after life as she will not only be made perfect, but you will have many more wives to keep you humpin' err hoppin...
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