Warren Buffet the Marxist
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:51 pm
I am amused by the T.V. ads that show average working-class people severely distraught about the proposal of those making over $250,000 having their marginal tax rate increased from 36% to 39%. In united solidarity of how this will cause unconscionable wealth redistribution, they look the camera in the eye and solemnly declare, "I am Joe the Plumber."
One of the key insights of Karl Marx was that it isn’t just hard work and ingenuity that creates wealth—it is also a function of the natural resources, capital, and society. When workers and capitalists get together to create useful goods and services, the spoils aren’t necessarily divided fairly or wisely, but rather are divided according to what the various parties can negotiate for themselves. Too often, what the workers earned and deserve is less than what they can negotiate.
The most Marxist views of Obama that I could find are his views on taxation, which he happens to share with the ultra-successful capitalist, Warren Buffet. To shake this up a little bit, imagine a political ad that goes as follows:
Warren Buffet sitting in a sensible Omaha office: “I did a calculation the other day. Though I’ve never used tax shelters or had a tax planner, after including the payroll taxes we each pay, I’ll pay a lower effective tax rate this year than my receptionist. In fact, I’m pretty sure I pay a lower rate than the average American. And if McCain has his way, I’ll be paying even less.”
A sober, distraught announcer explains: “Buffet’s low rates are a consequence of the fact that, like most wealthy Americans, almost all his income comes from dividends and capital gains, investment income that since 2003 has been taxed at only 15%. The receptionist’s salary, on the other hand, was taxed at almost twice that rate once FICA was included.”
Buffet then says: “The free market’s the best mechanism ever devised to put resources to their most efficient and productive use; the government isn’t particularly good at that. But the market isn’t so good at making sure that the wealth that’s produced is being distributed fairly or wisely. Some of that wealth has to be plowed back into education, so that the next generation has a fair chance, and to maintain our infrastructure, and provide some sort of safety net for those who lose out in a market economy. And it just makes sense that those of us who’ve benefited most from the market should pay a bigger share.”
The distraught announcer weighs in: “But John McCain thinks the people who have benefited most from the market should pay an even smaller share than they already do and wants to make the capital gains tax even lower. But even worse, McCain wants to repeal the estate tax.”
Buffet: “When you get rid of the estate tax, you’re basically handing over command of the country’s resources to people who didn’t earn it. It’s like choosing the 2020 Olympic team by picking the children of all the winners of the 2000 Games.”
Sober announcer: “But John McCain wants to create a permanent aristocracy where command of the country’s resources is allocated to people who didn’t earn it.”
Buffet: “Not very many billionaires share my views. They have this idea that it’s ‘their money’ and that they deserve to keep every penny of it. What they don’t factor in is all the public investment that lets us live the way we do. Take me as an example. I happen to have a talent for allocating capital. But my ability to use that talent is completely dependent on the society I was born into. If I’d been born into a tribe of hunters, this talent of mine would be pretty worthless. I can’t run very fast. I’m not particularly strong. I’d probably end up as some wild animal’s dinner.
“But I was lucky enough to be born in a time and place where society values my talent, and gave me a good education to develop that talent, and set up the laws and the financial system to let me do what I love doing—and make a lot of money doing it. The least I can do is help pay for all that.”
Distraught announcer: “But John McCain thinks that the CEOs and traders that made hundreds of millions of dollars looting Wall Street, Main Street, home owners, and American families deserve every penny they made, and should pay a lower tax rate than average Americans.”
Barack Obama: “I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message because Analytics adapted the content [sans the distraught announcer] from page 190-191 of my book The Audacity of Hope.” And I am Warren the Billionaire.
Analytics, staring somberly at the camera: I am Warren the Billionaire.
One of the key insights of Karl Marx was that it isn’t just hard work and ingenuity that creates wealth—it is also a function of the natural resources, capital, and society. When workers and capitalists get together to create useful goods and services, the spoils aren’t necessarily divided fairly or wisely, but rather are divided according to what the various parties can negotiate for themselves. Too often, what the workers earned and deserve is less than what they can negotiate.
The most Marxist views of Obama that I could find are his views on taxation, which he happens to share with the ultra-successful capitalist, Warren Buffet. To shake this up a little bit, imagine a political ad that goes as follows:
Warren Buffet sitting in a sensible Omaha office: “I did a calculation the other day. Though I’ve never used tax shelters or had a tax planner, after including the payroll taxes we each pay, I’ll pay a lower effective tax rate this year than my receptionist. In fact, I’m pretty sure I pay a lower rate than the average American. And if McCain has his way, I’ll be paying even less.”
A sober, distraught announcer explains: “Buffet’s low rates are a consequence of the fact that, like most wealthy Americans, almost all his income comes from dividends and capital gains, investment income that since 2003 has been taxed at only 15%. The receptionist’s salary, on the other hand, was taxed at almost twice that rate once FICA was included.”
Buffet then says: “The free market’s the best mechanism ever devised to put resources to their most efficient and productive use; the government isn’t particularly good at that. But the market isn’t so good at making sure that the wealth that’s produced is being distributed fairly or wisely. Some of that wealth has to be plowed back into education, so that the next generation has a fair chance, and to maintain our infrastructure, and provide some sort of safety net for those who lose out in a market economy. And it just makes sense that those of us who’ve benefited most from the market should pay a bigger share.”
The distraught announcer weighs in: “But John McCain thinks the people who have benefited most from the market should pay an even smaller share than they already do and wants to make the capital gains tax even lower. But even worse, McCain wants to repeal the estate tax.”
Buffet: “When you get rid of the estate tax, you’re basically handing over command of the country’s resources to people who didn’t earn it. It’s like choosing the 2020 Olympic team by picking the children of all the winners of the 2000 Games.”
Sober announcer: “But John McCain wants to create a permanent aristocracy where command of the country’s resources is allocated to people who didn’t earn it.”
Buffet: “Not very many billionaires share my views. They have this idea that it’s ‘their money’ and that they deserve to keep every penny of it. What they don’t factor in is all the public investment that lets us live the way we do. Take me as an example. I happen to have a talent for allocating capital. But my ability to use that talent is completely dependent on the society I was born into. If I’d been born into a tribe of hunters, this talent of mine would be pretty worthless. I can’t run very fast. I’m not particularly strong. I’d probably end up as some wild animal’s dinner.
“But I was lucky enough to be born in a time and place where society values my talent, and gave me a good education to develop that talent, and set up the laws and the financial system to let me do what I love doing—and make a lot of money doing it. The least I can do is help pay for all that.”
Distraught announcer: “But John McCain thinks that the CEOs and traders that made hundreds of millions of dollars looting Wall Street, Main Street, home owners, and American families deserve every penny they made, and should pay a lower tax rate than average Americans.”
Barack Obama: “I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message because Analytics adapted the content [sans the distraught announcer] from page 190-191 of my book The Audacity of Hope.” And I am Warren the Billionaire.
Analytics, staring somberly at the camera: I am Warren the Billionaire.