Happy Halloween!

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_Angus McAwesome
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Happy Halloween!

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Maybe I'm suffering from some weird optical illusion, but what the hell are those hands carved into the pumpkin supposed to be pulling apart?
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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Wait, you've been using the internet for how long and you don't know about goatse?
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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Angus McAwesome wrote:Wait, you've been using the internet for how long and you don't know about goatse?

LOL - I guess I didn't.

I just wiki'ed it though and holy! I'm speechless. Not offended, just nonplussed.
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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I remember the first time I got goatse'd way back in the far off year of 1998... Had a buddy of mine that we'd take turns emailing each other links to thinks in an attempt to make the other reach for a jug of mind bleach. He got me with goatse. I retaliated with the Pain Series. After that he didn't want to play anymore...
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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What is "the pain series?"
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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Ok, I'm only posting this because you asked, Shades...

And I'm not going to properly format the link. In fact, I'm going to break it on purpose so you have to put in a little effort if you're dead set on finding out what the "Pain Series" is. Remember what I was saying about mind bleach earlier? Well, mind bleach doesn't work on the Pain Series. It's on of those things that once you've seen it you can't unsee it no matter how much Jack Daniels you chug. It's the WMD of gross-out pictures.

That being said...

Look at this at your own risk and yes, this is most definently NOT WORK SAFE. “F”, it's not even mind safe...

http:// www. encyclopediadramatica. com / Pain_Series

For God's sake, do not friggin' look at it.
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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It can't possibly be as bad as "2 girls 1 cup," can it?
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Re: Happy Halloween!

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Think of every disturbing, gross, shocking, and "OHCHRIST!THATCAN'TBEREAL!WHYGOD,WHY" image ever, compile them into a collage with about a hundred images you haven't seen that are even worse, and you've got the Pain Series. 2girls1cup is for tourists, the Pain Series is one of those things true veteran internet surfers can all mention and make their peers shudder slightly.

I mean, go ahead and look at at it, but like I said...

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Re: Happy Halloween!

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"If you are likely to be offended by the above images do not look at them." - Disclaimer found beneath the images (which you have to scroll past to be able to read it).

LOL!!!!!1!

I saw some familiar faces in that collage: lemon party, tubgirl, goatse. Good times!
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