Waffle House: The Lowest Common Denominator
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:43 am
I admit it. I love Waffle House. With Shades saga of trumpeting the McRib, I too admit a very guilty pleasure, that of going to Waffle House. In so doing I risk life and limb and hope that Kid Rock will not be getting into a fight at the particular waffle houses I choose to dine in.
For those unfamiliar with this eating establishment, I give you the following Scenario at a theoretical Crack er Barrell.
The property usually resides between Oil depots, airports, houses of ill repute and most of all Interstate exists in the south and as far as Ohio.
Its booth seating around a window, approximately the size of a large Doublewide resides a kitchen and dining area. Grills line the back of the wide and shallow room. Four to five staff are waiting tables and cooking. I usually choose the couter seating when I am alone.
My usual is the tripple hash browns. scattered smothered covered and chunked is how I order in the linguistically easy to master "hash browns ordering language". that's Hash browns scattered on the grill with ham, cheese and onions.
I love it.
Waffle house is the quintessential rock bottom of passable healthy food service in the south. Yes, I am sure there are plenty of eateries that offer more (in cleanliness mostly). But aside from this an emerging fact remains, that I am addicted to Waffle house Hash Browns.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Who shares ths fascination with the Golden Manna from Crack Whore heaven, the holy Hash browns?
For those unfamiliar with this eating establishment, I give you the following Scenario at a theoretical Crack er Barrell.
The property usually resides between Oil depots, airports, houses of ill repute and most of all Interstate exists in the south and as far as Ohio.
Its booth seating around a window, approximately the size of a large Doublewide resides a kitchen and dining area. Grills line the back of the wide and shallow room. Four to five staff are waiting tables and cooking. I usually choose the couter seating when I am alone.
My usual is the tripple hash browns. scattered smothered covered and chunked is how I order in the linguistically easy to master "hash browns ordering language". that's Hash browns scattered on the grill with ham, cheese and onions.
I love it.
Waffle house is the quintessential rock bottom of passable healthy food service in the south. Yes, I am sure there are plenty of eateries that offer more (in cleanliness mostly). But aside from this an emerging fact remains, that I am addicted to Waffle house Hash Browns.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Who shares ths fascination with the Golden Manna from Crack Whore heaven, the holy Hash browns?